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Willow, but not Vamp Willow

@salixwrosette.bsky.social

I was a physicist, once. Ms./Miss. I try to be kind, despite overflowing with snark.
From Utah, but currently in Juleptown. Still rather surprised to find myself supporting a sports team (Racing Louisville)
Signal: WillowRose.32
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the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female is to move to Miami with three other females and trade loving barbs with one another as they discuss the business of getting they fuck on
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People in my life who are different from me—who look different, sound different, have experiences different from mine—are a gift and a blessing. They do not threaten me. They teach me.
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Made this tonight, and was quite pleased. Next, gonna work my way through some of the regional variations on shakshouka.
Yesterday I learned about uova al purgatorio, and now I am determined to make them over and over again with many test variations. Mmm.
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Shohreh Ahgdashloo as Chrisjen Avasarala was a casting gift we did not deserve
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Happened again. 😡
I know it’s a very convenient 4-letter answer in a crossword, but every time I have to fill in the name “Elia” for that rat-ass fink turncoat informer Kazan, I grind my teeth a little and get a sour taste in my mouth. Also, the clues should read “rat-ass fink turncoat informer Kazan,” not “director”
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I have done the absolute most cursory review of Tim Walz’s tax returns and he seems like a pretty normie type guy who isn’t great with money but is also honest.
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PUT AWAY YOUR LONGSWORD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Bold of Disney to take the legal stance that if you watched one of their shows they can kill your spouse
Disney is arguing they can't be sued for a woman dying of nut allergies at their restaurant after promising it was safe, because her widower had a Disney+ trial 4 years before - with its terms meaning you can't take Disney or its partners to court: lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/bord...
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Golly, I really hope that [sports team I follow] manage to redeem themselves in the 2nd half of the season. I really *want* to be excited about them, but if they insist on staying mediocre, I don’t know if I can sustain it.
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The best managers and team leaders I ever worked with were women who were fully enjoying what one of them called “post menopausal zest.”
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I’m at the age when friends are dealing with parents’ end-of-life challenges, and when I know that I’m not to far away from those myself. Life is A Lot.
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A thing that I was really mad about a couple of months ago came back up this morning. Turns out, I’m still mad about it. Sigh.
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I forgot to grease up my knee with Voltaren (topical NSAID gel) this morning, and I’m really uncomfortable right now.
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Yesterday I learned about uova al purgatorio, and now I am determined to make them over and over again with many test variations. Mmm.
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Reminder that when someone says (in a coming-out way) “I am [X],” instead of asking them to define X in the abstract, you can ask them, “Tell me about what that looks like for you.” And then just sit there and listen.
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Saw a map on Threads showing "covid's unexpected resurgence" and I just Covid has been surging and waning and surging and waning every few months for four and a half years now. Not expecting a resurgence during any given lull seems like an object permanence issue.
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My new measure for whether or not someone is a "decent person" is whether or not they can admit they were wrong because no one is ever 100% right.
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I absolutely *adore* Elinor Tomlinson. ADORE!
Finally watch the last season of The Outlaws. Fertility Tech: “You should know that in the UK … there is a sperm shortage.” Lady Gaby: “How?!? This country is full of wankers! God, first we had no flour, no tomatoes, no gas, and now we’ve got no semen.”
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Finally watch the last season of The Outlaws. Fertility Tech: “You should know that in the UK … there is a sperm shortage.” Lady Gaby: “How?!? This country is full of wankers! God, first we had no flour, no tomatoes, no gas, and now we’ve got no semen.”
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An acquaintance over on FB is posting about all the recent home sales in his neighborhood —“Several Pride flags, lots of artsy types moving and and making these beautiful!” I like the guy all right, but … ever heard of gentrification, friend?
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Under-appreciated skeet.
As an actual communist it is a bit annoying to be conflated with people like Harris and Walz.
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Pastor is leaving at the end of the month. Which means I’m going to spend the next several weeks talking people down from converting their grief and uncertainty about the future into snark and bitchiness.
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I'm just a gal hoping for a sterilizing nasal vaccine, so she can stop playing the game of "am I getting sick or is my body just up to hijinks"
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MC Escher: the ceiling is also lava
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Was (Not Was): OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR Me:
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