The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying โmmhโฆbourgaireโ and itโs the most disgusting thing Iโve ever heard
I don't post my face here, but my dad's got cancer, and there's no way for me to know who else I run into might be immunocompromised (or have a loved one who is), so you bet your ass I mask indoors or in the brief moments I step into crowded areas, in- or outside.
How much further will you go, how much happier will you live, how much more of your dickโs favor will you see, if youโll guard your mind? Be selective in what youโre dwelling on; keep your mind stayed on it.
I've revived the @joeldongsteen.bsky.social account, inspired by the original @joeldongsteen from twitter.
It takes every tweet from Joel Osteen, and replaces "God" with "your dick."
iโm not a parent so genuinely confused: if you know mention of the nap is going to cause a nuclear meltdown wouldnโt you want to refrain from mentioning it until itโs naptime or is this like an intentional thing so when itโs time for the nap the kid has already gotten the angry out of their system
As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.