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have you ever considered opening an organic weed farm and petting zoo?
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or they’re too dumb to understand them

This is great and fuel for my conspiracy theory that a lot of prominent people who praise important novels either haven’t read them or haven’t finished them

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Do you remember a couple years ago when Boston Children’s Hospital was targeted with bomb threats because of disinformation of their gender-related services, and a woman was arrested? She was convicted, and in the defense sentencing memorandum is something interesting.

unbearably hot again so I got a day pass to swim at the horse show hotel

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make a band more vegetable Corn

Make a band more vegetable Escarolling Stones

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When the France election results are good

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Stephen Miller trying to disclaim Project 2025 feels more significant than Trump tbh, Trump transparently bullshits to absolve people who want to think they’re not voting for the worst of it, Miller’s whole function is to be a dead-eyed goon who promises camps like he’s taking everyone’s lunch order

make a band more vegetable Corn

Make a band more vegetable Escarolling Stones

not very nice, just one mom’s opinion

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It’s weird how conservatives think having more kids than liberals means there will be more conservatives when every Drag Race contestant’s bio is “I grew up in a town where the only employers were the church and the prison, I was raised by my aunt after my mom was executed for working on Sunday”

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If you paid attention to Trump's side of the debate, he had the same underlying problem Biden did, where over and over he would start a sentence and realize he couldn't say or remember the words that would come next, but where Biden stalled out, Trump just switched to blurting something unrelated

Donald Trump has good days and bad days but increasingly only bad days. He's lost it - he can't focus and his brains are leaking out his ears, but the press is very impressed with him because HE CAN STILL SHOUT

pretty sad to see people going from “pray for me, I’m in the hospital with covid” and “being tethered to an oxygen tank is so annoying” to “lol covid’s a joke lol” in just a few short years

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

if you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

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It’s always tough going back to work after a holiday…

Kefir Starmerland

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“I have nothing to do with them, including the multiple Project 2025 guys who worked in my administration and the one working on the party platform” newrepublic.com/article/1834...

The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

Listen Closely to the Men Crafting the GOP’s Anti-Abortion Policynewrepublic.com The main dispute within Trump’s Republican Party is not about how severely to punish women for having abortions, but merely how to “frame the argument.”

My friend is taking me to see DJ Pauly D even though I’ve never watched a minute of Jersey Shore 🤪🤪🤪

who fucking cares

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that’s niko omilana!!! he’s a youtuber who ran his campaign online to run for prime minister to end homelessness. his plan was to run in a bunch of districts which…is not my understanding of how parliament works but i am a dumb american. he’s pretty funny.

There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

what is even happening Wordle 1,112 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

heh Wordle 1,111 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

having a coherent victory speech is good and we should try that here, just one mom’s opinion

a hallmark Christmas movie about a lady veteran where they talk about going to church in the first ten minutes? Hard pass.

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LFG

never understood how Matthew “Don’t Vote” Walther got that NYT gig after he imploded on Chapo back in uh … 2016?

heh Wordle 1,111 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

❌ A potluck? What are we, 25? ✅ BYOB, I was bringing you a bottle of wine as a gift anyway

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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

HEARTILY ENDORSE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Fireworks suck.

Rough and Ready, California

What are the funniest location names near you? This question brought to you by Cape Disappointment and Deception Bay in Washington.

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