Scott C Bourgeois 💣

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“#yeg Podcasting Magnate.” TTBG/RPGs. ENnie award winning podcaster. Award-nominated playwright. Writer of things. He/Him.

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It's cosmic horror, really. The ants trespassed in the realm of Titans, accidentally drawing the attention of entities with powers beyond their comprehension. In response, empires were razed and untold numbers died. Now, only tiny fragments of civilization persist amidst poison choked ruins.

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Most we sites nowadays seem to break and force-reload my phone’s browser. The surveillance tech embedded also somehow breaks reader view many times as well. Advertising is turning the internet unusable, it’s really shocking that I had an easier time reading websites on a Palm Treo 18 years ago.

Hey @iamatrex.com, someone caught a Not Deer!

I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

Antmageddon has been booked for Thursday. I’ll finally reclaim my basement from the invaders.

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films MAD MAX: FURY ROAD OSS 117: CAIRO, NEST OF SPIES VOID IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films MY COUSIN VINNIE OUT OF SIGHT VEER-ZAARA IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES

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In "Bell Riots," the dystopian vision of 2024 is that sanctuary districts would be designated which legally permit the unhoused to sleep outside or in derelict buildings, where food is provided and there's an office that sets people up with work. Again, this is the dystopian part of the Bell Riots.

So, Bamm-Bamm Rubble is an inhumanly strong, white-haired boy who was mysteriously left on Barney and Betty’s doorstep, yes? The implication is that he’s a Neanderthal man, right?

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NEW EPISODE: Unfrosted! Robyn Slack joins us once again to butter up another middling script. Unfrosted might be better than you expect, but for as many laughs it has, it produces groans in equal measure. Listen Now! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/unfrosted/

The liberal application of deadly poison appears to have stemmed the tide of the invasion, but at a terrible cost to both ant and man.

I sure hope these carpenter ants I've discovered in my basement aren't a problem.

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Plop plop fizz fizz but it’s scoops of vanilla ice cream into root beer.

Totally forgot today was "Shadow of the Erdtree" day.

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Not enough adaptations of Dracula have a cowboy in them. Which wouldn't be weird, except that the original book has a cowboy in it.

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Next, we're rewriting Seinfeld's UNFROSTED, which I'm sure Jerry will interpret us as canceling him or some garbage. Anyway, send us your cuts/keeps/notes/comments on Netflix's cereal comedy.

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You know, Han Solo and Chewbacca are meant to represent a man and his dog, in SPAAAAAACE! But when you really think about the lifespan and maturity level, it becomes pretty clear that Han isn't the "man" in that equation.

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WE. ARE. BACK. New Episode: Star Trek: Nemesis www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/star-trek-...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @steveshives.bsky.social continues to do more to humanize Starfleet for me than anything modern Star Trek has put out. Just A+ world building, while still being lovingly tongue-in-cheek.

NEW VIDEO! Starfleet Chaplain youtu.be/OX2pJ-oCGAA

Starfleet Chaplainyoutu.be What role is there for a spiritual leader in the futuristic and secular society of the Federation? Good question.▶Join this channel to get access to perks:ht...

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remind me, when companies create an actual revolutionary technology that is going to change the world, do they usually have to beg users to adopt it, give it away for free for years, and at last resort force it on people with no way to disable it? Is that usually how revolutionary tech works?

Don't let the length of this video dissuade you - this is a fascinating documentary about everything that let up to an incredibly expensive failure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Cp...

The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotelwww.youtube.com For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story. References and clip sources: https://www.jennywebsite.com/starcruiser-references Credits vocals - Yona Marie https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsD8mgiu9Op_nFxQyr-mVuw Credits instrumental - Geronimo Luna https://www.youtube.com/@geronimolunaok/ Click your favorite Galactic Starcruiser story moment: Smuggling luggage https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Asteroids… again! https://www.tiktok.com/@jennyusername When they wheeled out the big Jabba the Hutt bike-mounted puppet https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson Gaya’s show, but specifically the visual component from an unobstructed view https://www.youtube.com/@thecoolerjenny895 Space Angels cameo https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:56 1) Why 00:05:40 2) Marketing 00:25:15 3) Cost 00:32:37 4) Spirit Airlines 00:36:06 5) Ship 00:51:25 6) Room 01:03:57 7) Characters 01:15:58 8) Food 01:30:00 9) Choose 01:35:32 10) My Story 02:05:17 11) Attractions 02:24:40 12) Supplements 02:28:54 13) Schedule 02:36:27 14) Excursion 02:54:52 15) Finale 03:07:14 16) Cut Corners 03:15:52 17) Worth it? 03:30:24 18) Failure 03:41:09 19) Cast 03:48:12 20) Robbed 04:02:29 Credits Flashing lights warnings: restroom tour flashing lights [00:49:19-00:49:52], bridge training laser fire [02:07:58-02:08:03, 02:10:22-02:10:26, 02:11:28-02:11:32], lightsaber training laser fire [02:16:31-02:16:37, 02:16:44-02:16:56, 02:17:01-02:17:20, 02:17:37-02:17:43], blinking lights on rides [02:41:49-02:41:57], flickering holocron [02:52:40-02:53:25], finale siren flashing lights [02:55:27-02:55:47], lightsaber-related action and lasers in first half of finale [02:56:07-02:59:36, 03:01:59-03:02:03, 03:40:31-03:40:37]

Wait. The Ghostbusters are holding immortal souls indefinitely in an ectoplasmic containment unit. They're holding *immortal souls* essentially in jail, permanently, where they can't pass on to the afterlife. Who gave them the legal, moral, and ethical authority to pass judgement like that?

GOLLUM: MISSION TO MOSCOW

WES CRAVEN'S NEW GOLLUM

Apple with an absolutely epic failure of messaging. They wanted to show everything the iPad can be used to create. They did it by destroying beautiful things created by people.

Seeing this horrific Apple ad, I can't help thinking how we're destroying the humanities and arts at universities in order to force everyone into vocational majors like "marketing" where they'll learn to produce soulless crap like this. The replies are 100% negative. twitter.com/tim_cook/sta...

Tim Cook on X: "Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create. https://t.co/6PeGXNoKgG" / Xtwitter.com Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create. https://t.co/6PeGXNoKgG

Fun to meet these new characters, but I’m genuinely excited every time I encounter familiar faces from “Hades.” #hades2

Melinoë definitely plays and feels more magical than Zagreus, who was more “fightery.” I like how the boons have been rejiggered to reflect that as well. #hades2 #hades

Whoops, I accidentally put "Hades II" in my Steam cart and hit purchase.

Anybody witness any Walpurgisnacht weirdness? Any ghosts or faeries?