Possible Cabbage

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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em

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I think the Collision finish was as far from underbooked as you could get for a sequence involving 2 refs, an international object, and 2 run-ins. 🤼

When is the Monsterverse going to give us a Mothra movie?

Castagnioli/Mortos ruled. 🤼‍♂️

There are some things that Toni Storm can say that nobody at the announce table should repeat. "The slut you can't rebut" is one of those things. 🤼‍♂️

Letting Mark Briscoe get his hands on the "savage sauce" was a tactical error here. 🤼‍♂️

Ruin a movie by making it plural: Midnight Runs

Ruin a movie by making it plural: Bravehearts

Forrest Gump is a movie with absolutely nothing to say, but it sets it up in a way that you can take it to be saying anything you want it to say. It's a masterpiece of cynical art.

Wrote about FORREST GUMP at 30. For a film that obviously resonates with a lot of people, I honestly can’t fathom what it’s trying to express. amp.theguardian.com/film/article...

Forrest Gump at 30: a wildly popular movie that remains as light as a feather | Tom Hanks | The Guardianamp.theguardian.com Tom Hanks is an affecting lead but the popularity of Robert Zemeckis’s much-loved Oscar-winner is still a curious mystery

"Less our $12 trade-in, you owe us a nickel."

tell me your fav film with a quote.

For any epsilon male there exists a delta male sufficiently small such that...

hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

I miss TV shows like Leverage, Eureka, and Warehouse 13. Is there anything more current that has a similar vibe?

The Inside Out characters in my head

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

There are two cities in Worth County Iowa, named "Manly" and "Fertile", they're about 12 miles apart via IA-9 and while the obvious joke is obvious, sometimes a Fertile man does marry a Manly woman.

What are the funniest location names near you? This question brought to you by Cape Disappointment and Deception Bay in Washington.

Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Dragon Ass: Inquisition

ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Tony Blair Skateboarding

I imagine if fewer security people were needed to escort Taz out of the arena, they might have stopped MJF sooner. 🤼

Funniest possible ending for this match would be if Swerve helped JJ win. 🤼

Escorted Out By Security Jones🤼

I had assumed what was keeping Britt away was that she needed to actually do work at her day job in dentistry. 🤼‍♂️

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The Hate Theory of Politics.: Ppl don't show up for a candidate they think is Ok. They might not show up for a candidate they like. They sometimes won't even show up for a candidate they love, depending. But they will drag themselves through broken glass to vote against a candidate they hate

I think youre underestimating how much how many people absolutely unequivocally from the very core of their being despise Trump. You know what's stronger than apathy? Hatred.

With Blood & Guts around the corner, I confess I am more excited for the thing they do on Rampage where they have two parallel battles royal, where the winners of each then have a match. That is such great TV, since the battle royal is the best gimmick match.🤼

All this nonsense about a debate is silly, because in 2024 "debate" is broken to the point of uselessness since you can just straight up lie and nobody holds it against you. Nobody should watch presidential debates.

The ironic thing is that it's true that "the price of liberty is eternal vigilance" but the enemies of liberty are mostly the people fond of saying "the price of liberty is eternal vigilance."

Good news . Bidens statement about the Supreme Court is just “it’s up to the American people to vote” so that’s good! Yay!

Welp, I guess we gotta re-elect Biden now. That's less of a longshot than "hoping Trump keels over from a massive heart attack before November."

A weigh-in seems like a weird conceit when professional wrestling doesn't really have weight classes. 🤼

I appreciate that in the "Jericho harasses man coming out of the bathroom for not washing his hands" interstitial, the employee did not use the handle to open the door. 🤼

The great thing about jobbing in an Orange Cassidy match is that you can get your bits in. 🤼

RIP Col. Mustard.

I think everybody should drop out of the presidential race.

The thing about this elections is that absolutely nobody is persuadable. The only thing that matters is if the people who hate Donald Trump (who are myriad) show up to vote in greater numbers in the right places than the people who love him.

Let’s shift our focus, ok? Donald Trump was fucking incoherent tonight. Yes, he’s always incoherent, but his answers were wholly detached from reality. You know what works better than appeal? Disgust. And there’s a lot in his answers that would disgust people if it were pointed out. So point it out.