Kelly Turnbull: I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

Bad taxidermy? More like rad taxidermy.

wow the taxidermist actually spent a lot of time making that look good, hot damn

They gave it canine teeth!!!

Yes GAVE IT absolutely this isn't a cryptid vampire deer no way

I mean... usually they do strip the hide from the bones and redo everything so.... But also I love this.

I would hope, for the sake of us all (and cryptids) that they are harder to catch and preserve than this.

Easy to catch, difficult to survive catching them.

You're making a lot of assumptions about the difficulty that i don't think are supported by this photo one eay or the other

Well we all know that there is no evidence at all that taxodermists have been deeply successful in protecting the native Jackalope population

I'm pretending it's a well preserved example of the not-deer.

Indeed youtu.be/SMUXr7rSxP4?...

SCP-6448 │ Not Deer │ Keter │ Hostile/Amorphous SCPyoutu.be My Patreon -► https://www.patreon.com/thevolgunSource -► https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6448Author -► "OzzyLizard" - https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ozzyliz...

And wrong eyes

And how do those antlers work exactly?

YES!

At last, a use for this

I would drop this image every time I made a terrible pun, it's incredible

This cat is:

The only taxidermy I would want more than that is the one on the wall in Evil Dead 2... the one that joins in alongside Ash joyfully losing his shit.

This is. Or bad taxidermy tho this is amazing

This is, actually, good, artful, chimeric taxidermy. I adore.

BAD taxidermy? That looks like FUCKING EXCELLENT taxidermy to me!

that's what I was just saying to some friends I sent this to, because it was so cool!!

That's straight out of Evil Dead!

you will never convince me that wasn't the intent

Ran in here to make sure some people were seeing what I was seeing.

holy shit that rules

One time I found a wild boar head with a wolf jawset in an antique store and I really considered using every last cent of my savings to buy it. but I didn’t, I got my car repaired instead. My life’s biggest regret

I showed this to my sister, and she said “to be placed directly above the bed, or inside a coat closet.“

The fuck do they mean, 'bad'?!

I’ve hoid of buck teeth, but this is ridiculous.

I’m not a fan of taxidermy in general but that is NOT bad taxidermy. That’s brilliant and I’m sure took a butt ton of skill.

@zhoncreations.bsky.social makes ones like this. 😁

^ Immediately thought of them. If you want vicious fanged herbivores, that is where to find them!

Yeah, and it's sad that Zhon never got *this* kinda recognition for the ones they made and have been making for years. :/

I was expecting more than three of us to have rushed the post screaming "ZhonCreations! 💖" But I might be biased, their rogue taxidermy has been my fave since peak dA

Same!! ❤️‍🔥

Came here to say this. I fucking LOVE Zhon Creations.

GIVE ME ONE OF THESE. PLEASE. I love horrifying decor that is largely normal, but one or two things are off.

I hate taxidermy but love this. FUCK

So "bad taxidermy" can mean "good quality creative artistic piece?" What kind of a boring industry is it when accuracy is the only way to be "good?" Because there is absolutely nothing objectively bad about this. It's well-done.

Just throw some animatronics in and it’d be perfect!

Deerwolf "Beware the moors."

Holy crap, the Not Deer!

I would name him Odocoileus The Mad King

What do you mean, "bad taxidermy"? That's rad!

@thebloggess.bsky.social

I mean I hate it, but it's still fucking art.

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