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@seanjohnclothing.bsky.social

Retired lifeguard
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Does anyone remember who won this season of the bachelor
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I asked for French tips and my damn nail tech went rogue
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Listen, I might be a dipshit annoying shitlib, but I am NOT a little baby
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This is a church and I’ll bet you anything this flag is larger than any cross in the warehouse/megachurch
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Tales from from road life lesgalices sond adventturres ) from a ioveved of solo ountries
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Unfortunately, the cheapest polarized sunglasses you can get at 7-11 all but ensure you look like you say racist things in the comments of an AOC tweet
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Whoever made this definitely didn’t get the NFL’s license and maybe not Brady’s?
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Got this D4 shirt at their show with NOFX and the Flatliners around like 2009. I have older shirts, but they’re all sports related
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This, of course, is not true. But it fits the vibes, so it sticks
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This is the type of person caping for “Caitlin Clark”. It’s not about her or the game. They don’t care
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Draymond has hit more people in the nuts than Carter has checked anyone but here Carter has to defend herself as a person in a way that male athletes never have to
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I don’t get any of the Dem ones, but I’ll get the odd Trump one like this. And lemme tell you. He’s one thirsty bitch:
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This dude is lamenting a thing that has never existed in my lifetime, and the window before that is awfully small before you get to a period when it absolutely was *not* the case for a large portion of the population to start conversations with strangers
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Me: *listens to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes’ cover of Estos Celos* Spotify:
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Not for nothing, but I can’t tell if heterodox genius over here is being serious or not
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If I were the subject of a Greek epic, it would be about me going to murder the weather god
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