Seth Cotlar: This is probably the undefeated champion of the genre. bsky.app/profile/fhp....

Yet again, we see the loudest yelps of “1776 BAYBEE!!!” from Christian Patriots who don’t know the first fucking thing about the history of the country over which they claim to have exclusive ownership. 2 out of 8 ain’t bad, I guess.

Unfortunately, this is evergreen. bsky.app/profile/seth...

Way back in the early 2010s I created a tumblr page devoted to fake quotes from the founders. One pattern I found is that the people most likely to circulate fake founders quotes are the people who call themselves conservative *originalists.* www.tumblr.com/fakefounders...

Nearly Every Founding Fathers' Quote Shared By A Likely Future Congressman Is Fakewww.tumblr.com Georgia's likely, future Congressman appears to be the Michael Jordan of Fake Founders Quotes. Looks like this tumblr will have reason to exist for at least a few more years.

This is probably the undefeated champion of the genre. bsky.app/profile/fhp....

This is *chef's kiss*

It’s very possible that trolls like MTG and Jesse Kelly intentionally post stupid stuff like this to get negative attention from the libs. But even if that’s true, they’re still ignorant fascists.

I think this is the case with Jesse Kelly. It's easy for him to do because he truly is a hamheaded ignoramus.

That's also a perfect description of MTG!

Kelly for sure, and he’s no doubt convinced himself you can’t be an actual fool if you’re pretending to be one

The French have no word for entrepreneur.

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT THOSE DAMN PEOPLE!!!

I once observed to my French neighbor that they have words for both entrepreneur and bureaucrat, and it blew her mind. (I love France! And we would not be the USA if not for France!)

The French word for paper clip is trombone

Mon dieu!

But the PLINTH, tho, the plinth is AMERICAN.

Part of me just screamed ‘it was given to us by the French, you Goddammed nincompoop!!’

This isn’t aimed at you btw.

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