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Far-right chud in NYT: "They went about the ordinary business of life - laboring, raising children, worshipping their creator - untroubled by futile expectations of change." Medieval commoners: "I would rather the king and all kings were dead than that my son should be hurt on his little finger."
More anti-democratic thoughts from 2018 the NYT allowed this writer to exclude from his current piece. Delivered with an air of detached irony, as if he miiight be joking or exaggerating. But is he?
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It's really sad that movies no longer have love themes. Even this one got a "Love Theme from Squirm." #horrorwatch.
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The singing kid did it! He called the worms! #horrorwatch
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Did the worms...carry the skeleton away? #horrorwatch
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Is it me, or does that guy look like Walton Goggins country-er cousin? #horrorwatch
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Err...shouldn't that big ice cube go in the freezer? #horrorwatch
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Our hero, ladies and gentleman, arriving via bus! #horrorwatch
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Did that kid just sing, "I can hear the dark if I listen hard?" Because if so, that's excellent. #horrorwatch
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Spooky child singing. Off to a good start! #horrorwatch
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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A costume designer should write about how Alan's bright orange shirt seems to be talking over the other guy's softer, prettier pink and white top. #horrorwatch
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The fact that Alan was already wearing that shirt and those pants and felt the need to add a royal blue cape...makes me think of Coco Chanel advice about looking in the mirror and taking one thing off before leaving the house... #horrorwatch
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Exactly how long did that striped pants trend last for men? It almost seems like a myth, now. #horrorwatch
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This guy's shirt is really making me crave some orange sherbet. #horrorwatch
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Noel Coward WISHES he could write such witty repartee. #horrorwatch
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I need to point out that there was an actress in this movie named Penny Leatherbarrow. #horrorwatch
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Abby could never be one of them. They're leather; she's corduroy. #horrorwatch
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Biker Ron Weasley does not like being in jail. #horrorwatch
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Isn't it unfair that Undead Shadwell has to spend eternity as a butler while Undead Tom gets to be slightly more privileged than he already was as a rich white guy? #horrorwatch
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The lyrics of this song are seriously inaccurate, I have to say. #horrorwatch
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When did men stop wearing crocheted vests? #horrorwatch
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How did they get him to stand up like that in the grave? #horrorwatch
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I wouldn't have thought this would be Tom's kind of music. #horrorwatch
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Damn bad time to be standig on a high ladder in the middle of the square just then! #horrorwatch
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Gonna be hard to top this movie. Any movie I watch from now on I'm going to want a toad in a mirror. #horrorwatch
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If the decor in the secret room is anything like this one, then it holds all the secrets! #horrorwatch
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There's a toad only found in graveyards? Is that really a thing? Goth toads? #horrorwatch
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