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Sweetie π

@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social

✨You may recognize me from MyNameIsJeff’s header✨

Six feet of radioactive decay and candy

Sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
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Le Pen can still win if Michel Pence has le courage
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the void muted me and I was blocked by the abyss now what
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*sipping a negroni* ciao, your honor
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Full blown escape. See you on the other side, heat wave.
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Oh you! Thank you, darling! 😘😍🥰
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Scratching the middle of my back with a gas nozzle, giving directions, I have an out of therapy experience. This is exactly how I hid a magic marker curiosity phase from the hot wheels.
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It was on this very horror a hundred years ago that I picked up some lost highway townsfolk said was just me being reincarnated from a feel good sprinkler runoff of the summer
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Enjoying a bite out of every ominous message from the great beyond it's a smorgasouija
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*towering over you* what did you say about the fluffiness of my pancakes?
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This day in history. 1975. In Arkansas Keith Richards was charged with possession of an offensive weapon, a Paul McCartney ceramic bobble head.
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Me: *seductively dangling a croc off my foot* Him: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to disgust me?
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I seized a day once. It really wasn’t worth it.
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[my sister giving directions to her house] "there's a squirrel climbing a big tree in the front yard"
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Those aren’t bruises, silly. That’s my tan circles from my Croc’s
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Having a shit day? Well here's a sunflower that just opened from my flower garden.
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Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten
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look i know a lot of accounts have nuked recently and it’s upsetting when it happens but don’t worry cheer up not to fret because old frances ain’t going nowhere folks i will be the last person on bluesky i will be fully federated only with myself and i will have all the labels this my solemn pledge
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a block isn’t enough we need to duel with flaming swords
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I didn’t say a thing 😉
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