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Me after eating Taco Bell, “I survived an assassination attempt”

On the plus side, no one is talking about Biden’s brain mush any longer.

FB alert to mark yourself SAFE from assassination attempts

If I’m 81. The last thing I would want to be is President. However, you can be a shit poster at any age.

When I say “I got that dog in me”, I don’t mean THAT way

Have the celebrities tried singing “Imagine” yet?

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Biden Advisors Think Strategy To Do Zero Prep And Keep Biden Awake For Past 72 Hours Working Great

jesus. could this be going any worse for biden? fuck the democratic party that forced him on us

lmao. we’re so screwed

Mr. Biden, for the good of the country, you must Pardon Mr. Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If they can do this to Trump, they can do this to you 😢

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oh no my wife is getting a flag ready

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Y'all need to be listening to Columbia student radio right now... These incredible students www.cc-seas.columbia.edu/wkcr/

WKCR 89.9FM NYwww.cc-seas.columbia.edu

Has anyone considered that some annoying neighbor in Iran is letting off leftover NYE fireworks and NOT that Israel is bombing?!

I turned the heat on because it was cold, but then it got too hot, so I turned the ac on. Take that Mother Nature!

Threads is all Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. 2 Things I could care less about. Maybe it’s time to come back to Blue Sky.🥺

Rest in Piss, Kissinger

I’m too hungover for Israel to be at war. Hold off for a few hours, please

I had an anxiety dream that my coworkers we’re complaining I smell. I wfh and the’re out of state 🤷🏻‍♂️. Brains rule.

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Sorry my mom brought cupcakes to the blood ritual

so help me God, I will never learn what Rizz is.

I regret to inform you, that I am once again getting pizza from the college-ish barcade.

Looks around at my Beanie Baby collection

NFTs are officially dead. 95% of NFTs are estimated to be literally worthless, with pieces from top collections mostly worth $5-$10. Roughly 25 million people are sat on dead assets, thanks to celebrity endorsements. The speculative bubble has popped: markets.businessinsider.com/news/currenc...

Some of the best pizza in my city is at a college-ish barcade and I can’t decide if this is sad and I should move, or not.

Breaking: I am also impeaching Joe Biden

I have blocked hundreds, if not 1000’s of ads, since Elon took over, and I’m not alone. Wonder how much ad revenue plays into his new half-baked plan?

Hot take: Too many social media platforms tbh.

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