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We are three thirty-somethings who have been swapping smut for twenty years and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books. Primarily managed by Holly.

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#romancelandia Please help. I am trying to figure out what is romantasy. Is it all fantasy romance? Or is it something else that's really about the journey of self-discovery of the chosen one female protagonist?

New Review by Ingrid: TURN THE PAGE by Haven Saunders and Marci Wilson This was a sweet romance, but there's a lot of sadness running through it as well. smutreport.com/2024/07/19/r...

Review: Turn the Page by Haven Saunders and Marci Wilson (2024)smutreport.com Cloverton Romance, Book 1 Heat Factor: This is a relatively slow burn. Character Chemistry: It’s a writer and a bookstore owner, so they spend a lot of time in their heads, which honestly makes sense...

Erin read this one and enjoyed it. ✅ heartfelt ✅ filthy

If I was a clever man, I'd have given what turned out to be one of my most romantic books (and, okay, spiciest) a title which didn't make it sound like unmitigated smut. So, if you like your queer romance to be heartfelt AND filthy, I've got you covered 🥰🥵 💙📚🌈💜 www.amazon.com/Xander-Shows...

Xander Shows Me My Prostate: A Spicy Gay Awakening MM Romance - Kindle edition by Pendragon, Alex. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.www.amazon.com Xander Shows Me My Prostate: A Spicy Gay Awakening MM Romance - Kindle edition by Pendragon, Alex. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmark...

If this was you, please check your spam folder! I want to make you a reading list!

Shout-out to the person who bid $300 (!!!!!) for one of the curated reading lists we have on romancing the vote. Praying that my smut knowledge delivers (PS, one of the lists is still going for under $100, if you want to start a bidding war elsewhere) www.32auctions.com/organization...

Curated Reading List 2www.32auctions.com Auction item 'Curated Reading List 2' hosted online at 32auctions.

Hey hey, it's #TBRChallenge day! This month's theme was What a Wonderful World Holly read Layover by Katrina Jackson Erin read Heartbreak Hockey by S. Legend Our thoughts here --> smutreport.com/2024/07/17/t... As always, thanks to @superwendy.bsky.social for organizing

TBR Challenge: What a Wonderful Worldsmutreport.com July's theme prompt for Super Wendy’s #TBRChallenge 2024 was "What a Wonderful World." Here are the books we chose to tackle this month. Holly Read: Layover by Katrina Jackson Bay Area Blues, Book #1 ...

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Oooh, the Bridgerton Prequels Collection by Julia Quinn is on sale today for $1.99! That's four books for that price, what a steal. amzn.to/46hc6vp

New Review: Home Ice Advantage by Ari Baran Erin really liked this one smutreport.com/2024/07/15/r...

Review: Home Ice Advantage by Ari Baran (2024)smutreport.com Penalty Box, Book #3 Review of Penalty Box, Book #1 and Book #2 Heat Factor: “You’re so infuriating, I can’t help jumping your bones!” Character Chemistry: I bet the younger folks can’t imagine it bei...

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Oooh, WINDS OF THE STORM by Beverly Jenkins is only $1.99 today! amzn.to/4eZqi05 #romancelandia

We've got another entrant in our collection of "this description of a kiss is deeply disturbing"! smutreport.com/2024/07/12/s...

Sloppy kisses, but grossersmutreport.com Sorry, I know this is Holly’s usual thing, and she just wrote a piece in a similar vein, but y’all. I was reading this book and thinking, “How is it possible that the sex writing is this unbelievably ...

And bonus, look at the beautiful clinch cover it's now sporting!

This is not a drill! 😍📖 THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON is only $2.99 right now and trust me, you want this super fun and sexy fantasy romance! amzn.to/3Y1On0i

Today's new review is of the Beyond series by Kit Rocha Holly read the entire thing (that's 9 full-length erotic romances plus novellas and shorts) and has some thoughts. smutreport.com/2024/07/10/s...

Series Review: Beyond by Kit Rocha (2012–2016)smutreport.com Heat Factor: I am not an erotic romance noob, so when I tell you my eyes got so big reading these books… Character Chemistry: My kink matches your kink! Plot: The books get more plot heavy as the seri...

Smashwords sales are The Best. Great way to support indie authors!

The @smashwords.bsky.social Summer/Winter sale is running all of July, and my award-winning High Seas historical romance series is 50% off. Fill your ereader and be beach ready (or ready to snuggle up with a good book Down Under.) #Booksky #Ebooks www.smashwords.com/books/byseri...

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There are some great gems to be had here!

Heyo - my entire self-published back catalogue is half off at Smashwords in case you're interested... www.smashwords.com/profile/view...

Adele Buckwww.smashwords.com A New Hampshire native, Adele still has card number 430 from her hometown library even though she has lived in the D.C. area for over 20 years with her fantastic husband and the requisite number of ne...

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2025 Mandate for Leadership is 922 pages long. I'm going to attempt to dig into it, because you can bury a lot of shit in 922 pages. Starting today with the Foreword.

New review on the blog: FOR REAL by Alexis Hall It's mostly just me talking about how Hall is a genius. Probably. (And his annotations are delightful.) smutreport.com/2024/07/08/r...

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Okay, first set of call scripts. I know I'm not the only one getting 2016/"But her emails!!!" flashbacks.

(Or you could be like me, and be on the list, but still come up with something to enter at literally the last minute)

This morning is a great time to make sure you are on our Master Contact List! This is how we'll reach out to you in advance the next time we decide to do this, so you have plenty of warning! (And if you have a whitelist, add romancingrunoff @ gmail to save us from spam!) forms.gle/FsHAWLhaPbLn...

Romancing the Vote Master Contact Listforms.gle Hello, fans of Democracy! Now that it seems clear that we may keep doing this, we'd like to organize our contact list once and for all. If you'd like to be a part of future auctions (whether as a dono...

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And if you do love romance, well 1. you’re probably already bidding on something but 2. if you aren’t, how about this still very reasonably priced set of AUTOGRAPHED rare vintage Bridgerton books from author Julia Quinn! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Vintage Bridgerton Hardcoverswww.32auctions.com Auction item 'Vintage Bridgerton Hardcovers' hosted online at 32auctions.

If you need some smut-reading inspiration to gear yourself up for the last two days of bidding with @romancingthevote.bsky.social, here's a list of Voting Inspiration Romance Books that we put together back in 2020. Includes many suffragettes. smutreport.com/2020/10/24/s...

Saturday Smutty Six: Voting Inspirationsmutreport.com If you’re feeling election fatigue...we get it. 2020 has lasted approximately a million years, which means that the 2020 election has lasted approximately two million years. But it’s not over til it’s...

Curated Reading List 2www.32auctions.com Auction item 'Curated Reading List 2' hosted online at 32auctions.

An excellent xxxxxmas in July selection

HEY. It's July.... you know what that means! Time for a re-read of.... SLEIGH BELLS RING * Kinky Santa * Shifter Reindeer * Candy canes and gingerbread lube * A magical happily-ever-after Website: jodiegriffin.com/2015/12/slei... This is totally #NSFW, free, kinky.

Our June wrap-up, including many links to random things that people in #romancelandia may find interesting smutreport.com/2024/06/30/j...

June 2024 Wrap Upsmutreport.com Summer is officially here, which means we're all in vacation mode. Readers may experience a more sporadic posting schedule than usual. (But don't worry: we'll still be bringing you plenty of smut cont...

I was plaaannning on bidding on this annotated copy of INDIGO, but the auction has been open for 3 hours and it's already out of my budget. www.32auctions.com/organization...

I finally discovered something I can enter in the @romancingthevote.bsky.social auction. Feeling excited and also nervous. Behold, a curated reading list, made by yours truly (and my fellow smut reporters): www.32auctions.com/organization...

Curated Reading List 1www.32auctions.com Auction item 'Curated Reading List 1' hosted online at 32auctions.

This hero smells delicious

$1.99 ✦ A Lover's Vow by Brenda Jackson He's the bad boy business mogul with a secret heart of gold. She's a private investigator. Contemporary Romance (MF) | amzn.to/4cDja7v

Excited to dig into this great list!

Do you want to read more adult M/M romance by queer men & transmasc authors? I did too! So I started looking... and I've now found over 200 authors. 🎉 planetjinxatron.com/romance-auth... If you see any needed corrections or there's an author I should add, let me know. Happy Reading! 🌈📚

Next time someone mansplains things to me, I'm gonna pull this word out

Ultracrepidarian [uhl-truh-krehp-ih-DAYR-ee-uhn] (n.) One who gives opinions and advice on matters that they know little or nothing about. (adj.) Pertaining to one who is talking about things beyond their scope of knowledge.

We've got a group review (podcast style!) on the blog today smutreport.com/2024/06/26/e... TL;DR: The Luckiest Lady in London is amazeballs.

Erin Inflicts The Luckiest Lady in London on Holly and Ingridsmutreport.com It's time for another podcast episode, or, as we like to call it, book club where we record ourselves. This month, we all read The Luckiest Lady in London by Sherry Thomas. Heat Factor: It’s brain hot...

NGL, nothing about this book description appeals to me, but I am so intrigued by the cover.

$0.99 ✦ The Red Heart of Jade by Marjorie M. Liu Childhood friends. He thought she died 20 years ago, she thought he did. Now she's an archaeologist, he's a psychic detective, and there’s a paranormal killer on the loose. Paranormal Romance (MF) | amzn.to/3KZaQDl

I am very behind the times but am finally watching season 3 of Bridgerton, and, in defense of Julia Quinn, I must say that the best lines from the show were lifted directly from the book.

smutreport.com/2024/06/06/r... It's time for my Bridgerton hot take, which is: don't bother with the book unless you want to feel rage.

Reading Bridgertonsmutreport.com Here's a buy link in case you don't want to follow my advice. Just don't come crying to me when you get angry. Question: I have been avidly watching Bridgerton. Should I read Romancing Mr. Bridgerton?...