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Stephen Maturin wouldn’t even notice an edible under 25 mg
“This strain would send a victorian bachelor to the moon” My loves, those people were giving laudanum to three month old babies. They were selling cocaine candies for sore throats. We have nothing on them.
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If nothing else I’m delighted to find out how much of bluesky loves Patrick O’Brian
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uh also if I ever get to write a fourth one of these it would involve Aelis going to sea so please please please buy these books
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Oh my goodness, when I start to lose faith in humanity, something like this reminds me that there is still good. Anyone who is an Aubrey/Maturing fan is okay in my book.
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Doing my first full circumnavigation was how I kept my head sane after Trump got elected.
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I started during the beginning of the pandemic
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Stephen Maturin considers loud to be mids
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The bit where he addicted himself to coke, then weaned himself off onto a serious opiate addiction, then accidentally weaned himself off that because the loblolly boy was stealing….
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There is not a moment to be lost.
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I fell off the couch with that one
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Fun! I'm reading the Wine Dark Sea, and at this time the good doctor has left laudimum behind for coca leaves. Unfortunately, the rats on the Surprise have eaten his stash.
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I thought that was in The Nutmeg of Consolation, which I am currently re-reading and just had that part yesterday. But they do somewhat run together, especially the 5 book stretch where the Surprise circumnavigates
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It was. The Nutmeg was a clean ship, having been deliberately sunk due to a plague on the ship. No rats, no cockroaches. Jack and Stephen rejoined the Surprise later in the story.
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Right but the book is still titled that
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Holy shit, what a reference
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I’m on my second or third circumnavigation of O’Brian at the moment so it’s top of mind
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A glass of wine with you, sir!
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How high do you have to be to consider sneaking across country in a bear costume as a solid plan?
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Look: it worked Also I think Stephen hadn’t really started expanding his mind too much by that point
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The best way to kick a laudanum addiction is to immediately begin importing hundreds of pounds of raw coca leaves from your hookup in the Andes
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Until that all gets eaten by rats two weeks out from Sydney and on your first day in town you wind up stabbing an army officer. Surely those two events weren’t related.
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I love all those times in the books where Stephen is clearly going through a really rough time, and then O'Brian reminds us that he's deep in the depths of drug addiction. Thinking it's time for another circumnavigation
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he smoked weed! it's in there somewhere
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did cocaine too, although admittedly in the original, less-potent form
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yeah the chewed leaf of the coca plant seemed to work best for him. unless the rats ate his whole box and became bold
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(takes big slug of laudanum): I'm perfectly in my wits, pass me the hemp pipe Sloth: you really aren't
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Like the sloth is one to talk. Give him a little brandy soaked cake one time (ok, clearly a lot of times by the time Stephen figured out who had debauché his paresseux), and he spends the rest of his life stealing communion wine.
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as Stephen says, nothing will stop a tar from giving grog to anything he loves
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My word, Stephen but there's an air of intemperance about you lately
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now there’s a man who could handle his laudanum
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When he tells his assistant Martin his “usual dose” of “about a thousand drops” Martin has to hide his shock and horror (60 was a strong dose for pain)
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Imagining stephen seeing his gummies melted into one big blob in his pocket on deck, shrugging and just taking a bite out of the lump
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Mostly. Not so much when it's been getting stolen, leaving him unprepared for the full-strength stuff in Denmark. (Sweden? It's been a while.)
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That’s when Padeen has been drinking it on the sly I believe
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Yes, and Stephen is convinced the aquavit base is the problem and no, sweetie, you've just been through accidental rehab and it's a terrible time to try to get back with your ex.
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Jack meanwhile would decide it wasn't working, practice on Martin for a second dose and end up in outer space.
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Solid reference, but I have to dock you one pedant point for being casual about his regnal era
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Stephen wouldn’t care to be assigned to any era marked by the British sovereign to whom be feigned allegiance only long enough to defeat Bonaparte
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Jack: Well, now you’re talking like an Irishman. Stephen: I am an Irishman!
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I'm trying to think of all the addictions that Maturin had in that series. Cocaine, laudanum, and weed are sticking out for me, but did he also smoke opium in India? Hash in the middle east? But then he's like "tip the grog over the side" lol
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I applaud this reference. Well done, sir. Huzzah!
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Yes, but a single Flamin Hot cheeto would reduce them to a puddle of goo.
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Half the foods in these books are the worst thing you’ve ever read. One time they had a pie that could bleed.