Driving me crazy today: a laptop keyboard that decided it doesn’t want the backspace to work or the letter “d” (except capital D, and sometimes d in the middle of a word.). Windows 11 helpfully eliminated the keyboard troubleshooter. I can see spending dozens of hours on this idiocy.
I have been married for 22 years and still have to explain to my husband that if we do not have butter in the refrigerator at least a pound of butter in the freezer, then we are out of butter.
You know how you can tell there aren't enough women in tech?
Because we have all these Mars spaceplane projects and Spicy Autocomplete Girlfriends that sound like Scarjo, yet no one has invented a transvaginal bluetooth dongle that tells you what you need to eat to attain optimal snooch ph balance