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I'm a people (who believe bigfoot is real) person

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wow, the bench scraper really does it all

this america's test kitchen bench scraper video will fix me

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i'm ranting about navigating an antifeminist culture as a very young adult in the early 2000s when all the indie rock/emo my friends of all genders listened to had a thin veneer of progressive asthetics but was all about how shitty women are and that's why a Certain Guitar Tone pisses me OFF

literally out of breath because i will not shut up

my mom's cat knows just enough english where you're like "does that cat speak english?"

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴

🎺🫡🇺🇸

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"shitter's full" would be a good caption for a pic of flukeman but he is too horrible and i am unable to post it at this time

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1 like = 1 i pet him

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every Millennial has some band from the aughts that they would beat the shit out of given a chance

the neighbor child is wearing an explosive amount of cologne (he's 6)

congratulations to the pilot who got the "fly a banner advertising hard seltzer over downtown detroit" job, pretty day for a flight

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i took out a loan in your name to hire skywriters for our 6 week anniversary

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my husband called me "Spooky [my last name]" and i had to take 5 minutes to process that it had a nice ring to it

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the backbone of civilization in the early aughts was the camisole top

women's pants really come full circle during the tenure of columbo

"do you ever-" no, i do not

"have you ever-" no, i have not

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please google john stapp i put his name in there so you’d look him up,

inventing novel and frightening summer camps for children and teens • air traffic control camp • dr. john stapp rocket sled camp • parallel parking camp • tax camp • quality control camp

urgent, dire, frantic warnings of encroaching fascism are waiting for you just behind this paywall

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getting a tattoo that just says "SAM,"

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is that an unwashed mass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

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I’m pretty sure a cupboard full of grocery bags is the equivalent of a ball pit to a small child.

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do you remember the tommy lee ep of mtv cribs where he had a starbucks in his basement

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TO REITERATE: the so-called "tommy john" surgery is NOT wang surgery

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ok so i kinda need money and my only income rn is through art i sell on roll20. if you play DnD online, i have tons of environments and multi genre content you can use in your games. my marketplace page:

Roll20 - Virtual Tabletop for Playing D&D, Pathfinder, Call of Cthulhu, TTRPGsmarketplace.roll20.net From officially produced adventures to independent creators, there are thousands of ways to make your games better, easier, and more fun with the Roll20 Marketplace.

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i really hate doing this but i've had 2 months in a row with essentially zero income, and im gonna be fucked later this month so i'm gonna leave my ko-fi if anyone has a few dollars to spare while im looking for work. thank you ko-fi.com/mrcannoli

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there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil

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holy shit

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i had fun today gn everyone