i'm zoe: 1 like = 1 i pet him — Subium • Bluesky web client

1 like = 1 i pet him

ngl, i was not expecting to have to pet this cat 350+ times i started but i only counted to 20 before he fell asleep on me... didn't want to disturb him... 😔 my burden 😔 wake up so i can pet u, jello 😔

okay i pet him probably like 100 times so far. he takes a pet like no prahblem. now he is bathing himself in my lap

brb making a hundred alts

*creates 100 accounts on bsky *likes this like mad

See, this is a common technique selfish companies use to seem charitable. For every one thing you buy, we'll give a dollar to this charity. Just pet the dang cat, then ):<

i'm just being silly Online

It's unfair that I can only press like once 😭 Your cat is adorable btw

he belongs to my friend! i'm fostering :)

Oh but he is adorable regardless 🥺

Can I gib kisses

Cuddle kitty! 🥰

I put a like in for him, but he's too handsome to not pet him constantly.

You say that as though you actually have the heart to withhold pets.

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