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Stephen Heard

@stephenbheard.bsky.social

Evolutionary ecologist & Boggle aficionado. Author: The Scientist's Guide to Writing; Charles Darwin's Barnacle and David Bowie's Spider. He/him.

Blog and book links: scientistseessquirrel.wordpress.com
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Quirky little spittlebug from Ecuador, took me a while to figure out which end was the front :P www.inaturalist.org/observations...
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Low-hanging fruit: Taylor Swifts: guided birdwatching. Or, if you prefer, Tailored Swifts: guided birdwatching where you see only species you like. ("I don't like gannets. They wet their nests." - Marty Feldman)
I spent a bit of time this afternoon helping my 9-year-old brainstorm names for Taylor Swift themed businesses. Taylor Ships: package delivery and/or boat building Taylor Slips: waterslide construction Taylor Crypts: burial services Taylor Snips: hair styling Taylor Flips: home renovation/sales
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Yeah, I've seen it attributed to Merian elsewhere too, but I agree with you, likely a misattribution. Thanks for the quick reply!
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I’m guiding a tour that spends three days exploring Riding Mountain National Park. It’s one of my favourite places to visit in Manitoba, but I don’t get to come very often. Right now, the purple paintbrush are in full bloom and they are amazing. 🌿
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What's your source for this one? Doesn't look much like a Merian to me and a quick search couldn't find a credible attribution (some sites credit a Merian 'imitator'). But maybe I'm about to expand my concept of what she did?
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Sculptor: So, do you like it? Patron: .......uh........ Sculptor: I made it just like you told me! Patron: You idiot. I said take good care when you carve her FOREHEAD. (Four-headed sphinx, 2nd century AD, Roman Egypt. Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna)
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I hypothesized that this street would lead to my hotel. My hypothesis was rejected. Well named street!
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Although it did lead TOWARDS my hotel, so the process of making and rejecting a hypothesis led me toward truth. Darn street is so on the nose, my nose hurts.
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It's less dangerous if you lean on libraries... but yes, I spent lots of time making lists of books I wanted to read!
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This is MurderBird's close relative, the Terror Bird Paraphysornis! (The one on the left, I mean.) 3 m tall carnivorous robin, I mean bird. Naturhistorisches Museum, Vienna.
This is MurderBird. I have a big (by city standards) back yard. This robin could hunt worms anywhere in it. But that is not what she does. Instead, she hops closer and closer to me. After each hop she straightens up, makes sure I'm watching, and glares fiercely at me. Then hops again. 1/n
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Mind thoroughly blown today. Naturhistorisches Museum Vienna Natural History Museum, AND a chunk of the Kunsthistorisches Museum. More later, must rest feet and especially brain!!
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This is fantastic. Layers of history and etymology, some Latin names mixed in, and the unexpected connection between marshmallows and purple dye.
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When you defend your thesis, be sure to acknowledge those who helped you. It takes a lot of time, energy, and emotion to advise students well. It's my job to do that and I don't need a parade, but just seeing my name on a list of helpful people goes a long way in feeling like I was useful
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I really did! Learned a lot from your perspective. And envious of some lovely passages.
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I never thought about the etymology... you're right, it comes from "ass" (the animal, that is), and no ass (the animal) I know of has ever supported reliance on student opinions surveys to evaluate teaching🤣
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Always a bit frustrating to be asked to review someone's tenure/promotion dossier, and discover their university has completely asinine criteria (like dependence on student opinion surveys)
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My approach is generally to say something pithy about how disappointed I am that they have such an asinine criterion, then to say explicitly that I don't want to penalize the candidate for this and they they have in fact met the asinine criterion...
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(Over the years I have gotten progressively less subtle about how I state this. Actually used the word 'asinine' in the most recent case...)
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The number of writers who, apprised that the quote they found at BrainyQuote and want to use as an epigraph is a bit of refrigerator door wisdom that was not in fact written by Voltaire, Emerson, or Mrs. Parker, will still insist on using the quote, with the attribution, is far more than zero. 1/
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You know, the cryptodire one kind of works as a poem. (Otherwise, yes, wow, those are terrible)
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Please take pride in your work. You made something, you amazing human. You have every right to sing its praises. Don't damn yourself with faint praise. Don't shit on your own parade. You're absolutely entitled to share your stuff with joy. Well done!
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One of my favourite books of all time.
Happy 57th anniversary of signing the first contract for A Wizard of Earthsea, which you will note was titled, at the time of signing, The Wizard's Quest. Narrow escape!
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These two pictures are of the same thing. Just arranged differently.