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Stephen Farrow

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Writer, reader, grammarian, shower singer, theatre addict, news junkie, eyeball-roller. European. Powered by Vimto. Love language, hate sushi.

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It's not that she's unhinged. It's that the hinges won't go anywhere near her.
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Sick burn, as the kids say.
When Mike "Living Ken Doll" Pence looks dignified next to you, you have sunk *low.*
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Pizza again, because the pepperoni needed using up:
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"You don't have to have a personality disorder to work here, but it helps!"
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So, now that Trump's ear is menstruating, does he have to register and be tracked in all of the red states too?
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"My government will introduce legislation to bring back the National Theatre revival of Follies..." (I can dream, can't I?)
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Whoooooosh! -- #waffle908 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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OK. -- #Worldle #908 (17.07.2024) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr
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Not stellar, but quicker than I got the English one. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #920 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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So much meh. -- Wordle 1,124 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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The balcony door handle In silhouette against the living-room curtains. (Really, what did you think it was? Get your mind out of the gutter.)
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Adult diapers.
What items’ sales spike the most at the drug stores closest to the RNC do you think?
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Indeed. I will consider all offers.
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"Don Jr reportedly the big advocate for his father picking Ohio senator JD Vance as his vice-presidential running mate. I’d assumed that fellow beardie Don Jr had alighted on Vance after Googling “Me if I was housebroken”, but he told reporters he’d done it because “I’d seen him on TV”."
Never doubt the instincts of Donald Trump, who just appointed ‘never Trump guy’ as his running mate | Marina Hydewww.theguardian.com In his journey from self-help author to Republican courtier, JD Vance may find the presidential candidate just as fickle as he is, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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I live in Appalachia, won the National Book Award the year Vance’s book was published, and can say definitively: fuck that guy.
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The New York Times. I think the word I'm looking for is "douchenozzle".
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OK. -- #waffle907 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Absolutely no excuse at all for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #907 (16.07.2024) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr
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Meh. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #919 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Painful. -- Wordle 1,123 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I am not going to start a podcast today. You’re welcome.