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‘Resting’ journalist. Chronicled the rise of Lionel Messi and Kim Jong Un as well as Janet Yellen and Viktor Orban plus quite a few more. Make cakes not substacks (TM). Cat is called Bob.
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Listening to Rees Mogg showing leg to Farage 🤮
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Throughout the day and over the weekend we're live blogging the formation of Keir Starmer's government Follow along here for details of when key events are likely to happen, what key decisions Starmer will need to make - and (lots of) charts: www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/live-blog/ge...
General election 2024: Keir Starmer to form Labour government | Institute for Governmentwww.instituteforgovernment.org.uk Follow our live-blog for all you need to know about the next government.
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Very pleased. Original poster from a fab film.
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I do like a good Liberal visual!
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Socialist policies introduced by Jeremy Corbyn governments in 2017 and 2019 = zero.
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The BBC’s “Seats Changed” map is wild. You can now walk from the coast of North Devon up to Bicester and then down to Eastbourne without ever leaving newly Lib Dem seats. Tired: The Blue Wall Wired: The YELLOW SNAKE
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Must be a nice feeling to finally win something.
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Farage is going to shit the bed when his party isn't even guaranteed one question at PMQs every week and he finds out the Commons isn't as lax as Europe. And his supporters will get annoyed that they've done nothing that they promised over the next five years.
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Harriet Harman is a cut above. She is so smart.
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Any analysis that states Labour has underperformed is just lunacy. It’s twice the size of Johnson majority. It’s a landslide. Personally I am pleased the LibDems showed. The Tories are pleased to be the opposition.
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Is Nadine Dorries the most prominent national political name from Liverpool at the moment?
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I wonder if Southgate’s chaps all got their postal votes sorted? ⚽️ Mbappé laments ‘catastrophic’ election vote for National Rally
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Is Nadine no longer doing channel 4?
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Fantastic drama today #TheArchers very well done.
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The problem is - if I start drinking, I will be fast asleep 💤 by the time the exit poll calls time on 14 years of Conservative rule. Also it’s the first time I have been here to cast a vote in the last 20 years.
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“Who’s got two thumbs but can’t count?”
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People desperate for a Tory victory: 1. The editorial staff of the Telegraph and the Mail; 2. The SNP; and 3. Corbynites.
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I wonder who will win where I am. 🤔Looking back to 2019…
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Quite the read this piece.
As someone heavily afflicted by Bitchy Resting Face, this bizarre story - in which Allison Bailey claims Starmer once glared at her - has me sympathising wholeheartedly with Starmer. www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
Starmer, his ex-girlfriend and the lesbian barrister with a crushwww.telegraph.co.uk Allison Bailey recalls odd incident when future Labour leader supposedly glared at her
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Also remember the ID does not have to be current. eg an expired passport works.
Ridiculously, you now need ID to vote in the UK, because Boris Johnson tried to rig elections in his party’s favour. I’ll be putting mine in my bag tonight so I don’t forget it, or have a panic trying to find it, in the morning. And then I’m going to goddamn well VOTE.
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Evolution of a Revolution.
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