Stephen Bush: When I agreed to speak at Glastonbury this year, I failed to consider how much of a cash sink it would be for me, a man who cannot walk past multicoloured clothing without buying some.

When I agreed to speak at Glastonbury this year, I failed to consider how much of a cash sink it would be for me, a man who cannot walk past multicoloured clothing without buying some.

If you do not wear this hat at your appearance - and indeed, every single appearance, televised or otherwise from this point on - I will be severely disappointed

So you went for the multicolored Reni look. Very nice decision

We need this hat for the nezt time you're on TV

Would've been rude not to.

I've seen enough: announce the next Dr. Who.

Well at least this seems fun!

So you found *the* hat?

I have a version of that hat because oh wow it looks so pretty! Have I worn it? No.

I have also brought a multicoloured light autumn coat, for the three days a year in the UK that it is neither too cold or too hot to wear it.

You will look amazing on those three days. (Signed, a man who owns more light jackets that belong in Bertie Wooster's wardrobe than is actively sane in the British Isles. Have thus brought them to Sydney)

It's a baja hoodie, but a hat. How should I google these because I need

I LOVE this omg 💫✌🏻

What are you talking on?

The election. What I am going to say will be about as predictable as Dua Lipa ending her set with Houdini, but not, I fear, as enjoyable.

I'd end on Houdini as well if I were you.

Cool! Lots we could all say about that. As predictable as her creating songs from other people’s music too.

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