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Stephanie King

@stephstephking.bsky.social

Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
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Just received the worst mansplaining of my LIFE. Remind me never to fall for it again when a man asks for advice.
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I interacted with Samsonite Canada's customer service recently and received very good service BUT I think they might want to re-word this question on their followup survey?
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Vacuuming behind the sofa and found this post-it. Have absolutely NO memory of what kind of deranged pro/con list I was about to make
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Me: Wow, I've typed enough French that Facebook is advertising English classes to me. I don't think the algorithm has ever been more wrong! Facebook algorithm: HOLD MY BEER
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Is this real. This looks like something I would have made in MS Paint in 1994. Is the NHL too broke to afford even AI graphic designers.
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Anyway, this is what I wrote earlier today about missing my kids' #PHLed school. Public schools work if you fund them. Roc Nation says "no one is talking about the children" but I spent almost a decade... talking about the children.
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TFW you try to read this headline but you're from Philadelphia
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Everybody please congratulate my cat for winning today's "you can't fit in that tiny box" competition
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I guess I'm just going to have to keep moving north until I hit the North Pole
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Okay WHAT is going ON in Philadelphia? Why is every arts institution crumbling at once?????
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Happy Pride Month to all my LGBTQ friends!
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WAIT YOU GUYS I'M IN CANADA WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO PARTY IN THE STREETS
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Canada is also home to some new alternative pasta shapes
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I look at this and all I can think about is how the Philadelphia Democratic Party keeps Bob Brady in charge even though he's more concerned w/fighting progressive voters & his own ward leaders than driving turnout. Turnout was 17% in this year's primary. SEVENTEEN PERCENT when you need SE PA to win.
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My daughter found this book on my shelf and said "oh no are you gonna do a literary theory"
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Basically the reign of Kenyatta Johnson as City Council President is turning out to be even more corrupt & embarrassing even faster than I thought possible. Which is really saying something! #PHLed
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Took a little longer to make it here now that I'm in Canada, but my contributor copy from @stanchion.bsky.social arrived and she's beautiful 🥹
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Me, an English major: But why was Travis Kelce wearing a bikini
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When you're working on designing a chatbot but you're too tired to think of real fake names for the eleventy billionth test
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Postdoctoral Fellow in the Teach of Writing
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Congratulations to all the Hugo finalists, but I have to say, we were robbed on this one
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Angrily doing my lil grad school homework knowing I could have just gone into a cave with Storyline for a year & built a portfolio but NOooOOooOoOO I also wanted to move to Canada
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Me on every historical tour where they talk about how everyone was wearing 8 layers of wool and only taking a couple of baths a year in their one-room houses but had 18 children
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Do Republicans not know that liberal families ALSO have kirchen tables? Like, me and my baby socialists eat dinner around one every night and plot their downfall! AND my kitchen actually has appliances!
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I was searching for "cartoon map of Québec" for a SCHOOL PROJECT which was how I discovered... the most-searched for porn term in Québec is "Québec" Also I really know I'm from Québec now, bc my reaction was "yeah, that sounds about right"
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Greetings from the Ice Hotel in Québec City I think this year's designer is a @chucktingle.bsky.social fan
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Anyway if you are in the #PHLed school district, Mx. Luebbert made a zine for students to know their rights under Policy 252... trans & GNC students have rights! Exercise them! bit.ly/252kyr
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Okay so this is a "Valentine's Day and Ash Wednesday are on the same day this year" church ad but my goth ass saw it and though "wow that goes hard"