Stephanie King

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Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
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I am reading this scholarly study about internet collaboration from 1997 and it's so hilarious. It basically sounds like "I scratched a message to my classmates on a stone tablet and had my wooly mammoth take it over to their house"

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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No word game is worth paying a guy who is actively trying to help usher in a dictatorship. Cancel that NYT subscription today.

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WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

I saw a kid on the metro wearing an Eagles hat and without even thinking I said "Go Birds" He seemed confused? Like? Why is he wearing the hat then?

Independence Day feels kinda dumb now that America has made the president a king

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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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What can my neighbor POSSIBLY be sanding? This is the second straight day he's been at it ALL DAY. Is he making artisanal sawdust?

Look, I know the world is falling apart, but I just made THE MOST PERFECT SALMON EVER for lunch (ps I don't care for the skin so my kitty ALSO had the Best Lunch Ever)

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“Be careful, when a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health." — Albert Camus

Vacuuming behind the sofa and found this post-it. Have absolutely NO memory of what kind of deranged pro/con list I was about to make

This happened bc Republicans never EVER took their eye off the ball and voted in lockstep until they captured the Supreme Court, while Democrats let the perfect be the enemy of the good and worried more about fighting the Left than the Right America had a good run, I guess

Good morning and Happy Canada Day from my house where my 10yo has been up and COMPLETELY ON since 6:50 a.m.

I never shine so much as a parent as when one of the kids says, "We're out of [something]," and I say, "Look in the [place where I already bought another one]" SUPPLY LOGISTICS FOR THE WIN

Didn't watch the debate but it sounds like the real winner is... me, for moving to Canada last year

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The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green.

Top 10 TV Top of my head, no thinking The Wire Twin Peaks (1st season) The Expanse The Good Place Zone Blanche (English name is something else?) Dark Fargo Six Feet Under What We Do in the Shadows The Sopranos

Top 10 TV Top of my head, no thinking Star Trek: The Next Generation The Carol Burnett Show Doctor Who Frasier Batman: The Animated Series Transformers The X-Files Farscape Better Call Saul Twin Peaks

Threw a ball with my son yesterday and he requested some "sports music." You bet your ass I played the Rocky theme.

John Connor needs to come back from the future and burn this down before we all boil like lobsters

The AI facility in Musk’s new Gigafactory in Texas will house 50,000 Nvidia H100 GPUs. Each one consumes about 3,740 kWh annually. So *just to power the GPUs,* Musk will need 187GWh per year. This is higher annual consumption than some entire countries.

Teaching my 10yo son how to cook dinner and he was being a bit of a pain-in-the-ass so I told him he had to yell "yes, chef" and THAT SHIT WORKED

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It's so hot that our refrigerator is making heretofore unknown growling noises and I'm just like... IS IT ZUUL????

He actually does half. Like, I don't think most straight men even KNOW what they would have to do in order to do half. And he just DOES it, like a grown-ass adult. No nagging, no lists, nada. He's also smart & funny & has a cute butt so I really stay winning

I like this idea, please tell me your favorite things about your partner 💕

I know I sound like such a mom but do these players know the mouthguard goes INSIDE their mouth?

One of these days, air conditioner manufacturers will realize that people live in buildings with all different sorts of windows & will invent a unit that can adapt to those situations. Unfortunately, today is not that day either! Don't buy a Frigidaire portable AC if your windows open L-->R!

What did Edmonton have for breakfast bc I want some of it #StanleyCup

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You just so rarely see a Priest body someone so hard

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Dead is the only age that's too late to start being an author.