Suburbanerd

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Middle aged dork in the Canadian Maritimes. Lefty Canadian, Star Trek nerd, fan of punk, hip hop, and country, erstwhile blogger, maker of pizza.

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Saint John, NB/Menahqesk

There are those who call me…John

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Prediction: At the DNC, a giant silhouette of Taylor Swift appears behind a curtain. It drops to reveal… Gene Parmesan!

The magic of summer evenings means adding my food waste to the compost bin outside only to have it taken over by maggots and counting down the days until the city picks it up.

OMG I forgot how long Clinton’s speeches could get.

Sea otter expert here. This is not funny. Sea otters only jump on paddle boards when they need a new hobby in midlife.

Video shows sea otter hitching ride on B.C. woman's paddleboardapple.news When Joanie Paquin was walking towards the water the other day, she was preparing to go paddle boarding with her visiting sister. She never expected to pick up a second passenger.

New bumper sticker (3 people on this app will find this funny)

I know everyone is excited about the rumours that Taylor Swift is coming to the DNC but remember when Paul Martin was endorsed by Bono?

Watching the Amazing Race Canada and the grand prize is a Chevy Blazer EV. Just the one. So I guess the team will have to share?

Post a banger that isn’t in English. Chiac, baby! “Pas d'drive-thru, tu manquerais tout la gossip”

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/n56H_0bjoz4?...

GACKT - U+K (LIVE Requiem et Reminiscence 2001) [HD 1080p]youtu.be YouTube video by Cantavanda

Lisa LeBlanc - Gossip (Official Music Video)youtu.be YouTube video by Lisa LeBlanc

I guess we’ll never see the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Bummer.

‘The Acolyte’ Canceled: No Season 2 For Disney+’s ‘Star Wars’ Seriesdeadline.com The story of The Acolyte will not continue, with LucasFilm opting not to proceed with Season 2 of the Star Wars offshoot starring Amandla Stenberg.

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How 'busy' you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - My name - Fame - I’m gonna live forever

Canadians watching the DNC whenever they show teenage Kamala Harris in Montreal.

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A reminder if your friend is in a play/band/improv troupe/art show, go out and see them when you can and clap real loud. Means the world.

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This picture of Sophia Loren kicks my ass.

OMG stop posting screenshots of what some nazi arsehole said on Twitter…

Currently reading Children of Dune (3rd in the series) and got the part with Leto II and the worm and apparently the books get even more bananas after this so I guess I’m in.

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“…forecasts to cut 110 hectares of our lush vegetative land. More worrying still is the re-zoning of our peaceful residential town into a hazardous Heavy Industrial site…the adverse impact on our #ecosystem stands to be devastating…” Please consider signing and sharing. My childhood home 💔

Sign the Petitionwww.change.org I am a long-standing member of the picturesque community of Lorneville in New Brunswick, Canada. Our tranquil homes and lands are now at risk from the sprawling development planned under the ominous n...

7 movies to get to know me Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein Hail Caesar! The Death of Stalin Close Encounters of the Third Kind Stop Making Sense

7 movies to get to know me Out of Africa Good Will Hunting The Prince of Tides Silence of the Lambs Inside Out Inglorious Bastards Fried Green Tomatoes

Watched Furiosa last night and generally I agree that it wasn’t as good as Fury Road but enjoyable all the same. But the use of CGI really made it look weird in a way that took me out of the movie.

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Look, we tried fifty years of trickle down, which doesn’t work, so it’s only right to sample fifty years of minimum basic income, which has a cool 100% track record of making people less poor.

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Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

Saint John Pride 2024 Bigger than last year and there was a show of mutual support between the parade attendees and the pro-Palestine protesters across the street.

Went to the local pride parade today and saw our non binary contractor who finished our basement and laundry room. 10/10 would recommend them for your home renovations.

What's your sign?

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OK that was bananas

So I’m halfway through the movie Love Lies Bleeding and OMG WHAT IN THE H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS GOING ON?!

Oh, hello.

If the election were held today, the Liberals + Greens could form government with 25 total seats versus the Tories 24. I expect, however, once the writ is dropped and the campaign starts in the fall, the Liberals will quickly move into majority territory.

That Nanos Research New Brunswick Poll Modelled: PC: 24 (-3) LIB: 22 (+5) GRN: 3 (-) (Seat Changes With 2020 Election)

Me and the 4 people who read my skeets