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Bad movies, bad luck, good fun! http://tarstarkas.net/
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Picard S2 plot done better eh? Who eats the car battery this time?
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At least two cast members could eat a car battery and not die, and probably Jankom Pog as well. 10 episodes left for them to try!
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Star Trek Prodigy 10 episodes in - amazing amazing show! No spoilers but it takes a Picard season 2 plot and does it a bajillion times better. If you are wondering if Janeway is in her tank top during her big action scene, yes she is, while managing to be in uniform right before and after it lol
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People who have never lived in America who comment on electoral college maps are giving you a free pass to never pay attention to their opinions again. I'd argue the same for anyone who hasn't lived in a red or swing state
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My new YA trilogy is a feminist reimagining of Project 2025
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My house's sigil is a two-headed dragon with a turd in each mouth
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What I look like scrolling social media
What I look like scrolling social media
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Six episodes into Star Trek Prodigy and it is pretty good with the story not going the way you'd expect. It is also 100% the voyager sequel series we've wanted for years.
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Lol that the New York Times got ran off of threads. Glad the normies hate Trump and also hate terrible opinion columnists attempting to crown a king.
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Nytimes doesn't care about our opinions, but it does care about the opinions of people who interact with brands
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He hosts a War Nerd parody podcast, she designs fake chocolate vaginas for dogs. They are looking for a 7 bedroom condo in Miami next to the beach. "I've recently gotten into wood-fired pizza and want to convert one of the bedrooms into a brick pizza oven" says Blaine
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Personally, I think Caspar makes it in, too, but that's a separate discussion.
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I have doubled the amount of clouds I yell at per week, you can too!
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It’s like Ubisoft made an entire game out of the concept of tonal conflict
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Would be extremely funny if NYT's approval rating was the only one to take a hit from the Biden coverage
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This photo is pure 2024.
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I don't know how many times I've watched Rifftrax's PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE riff. It's a lot.
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Same and also Santa and the ice cream bunny, attack from space, manos, and whizzo the clown. Plus the new 12 hour riffs on YouTube don't trigger the youtube "are you still watching?" pause
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Do what I used to do and go to the 24 hour gym at 11 pm when it is only mostly crowded. Actually I did that so I could use the treadmills for 2+ hours when they weren't busy since I got home too late to run outside
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“Set him back decades…” jfc I really wish people would stop applying their wrong-ass takes on Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns (which is what ZS does/did) onto every single thing. Superman is a high-key hero and Our Friend. Not some cod Iron John-hyper masculinized brooding murderer.