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Teton Kali

@tetonkali.bsky.social

Fearful for the survival of Transgender humans like me. Hack photographer, astronomer, geologist. Mom to Hubble.
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But honestly, I was going to give you the win until I saw the lower canines. Those robbed you!. Use PhotoShop AI and let is rule your life, you know you want to... 😱🤬💩🤮🤮🤮
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DAMMIT....OK which eye fires at at you?
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@faineg.bsky.social So I will offer you my worthless ballistic analysis. SO lines up his shot, hears cop on ladder behind him. Stays focused on Trump, but instead of squeezing the trigger he jerks it home. Poor trigger control. He pulls off target. To get an ear and miss the head?
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OK, being transgender, Vance scares TF out of me. But this makes him a clown, dolt, idiot, moron, and a fool. How exactly did he make it through Yale Law School?!?!?
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Best Beast Answer! You WIN! Except she used her hands and left multiple circular wounds...you loose.
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Knowing nothing I can only offer an amateur forensic analysis. Prominent upper canines, 4-6 incisors. Oddly circular bite with fairly uniform tooth size/spacing...so my guess is polar bear. AKA not a clue.😜
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I kinda want to do what your are doing. So, if you could let me know when you do get the KNOCK on your door I'd appreciate. And typing that has put me one step closer to the KNOCK.
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What 'True American Heroes"! And they will get qualified immunity, another SCOTUS immunity weaved out of the tread to make the Emperor's Clothes.
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Oh Jen...I'm so sorry you've had this reaction. I know the physiology behind it but can offer no help but 🫶🫂. I fear this will shortly happen to me as well. 🫂🫂🫂
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I was going to ask a blahblahblah question to see if we are similar. Instead I offer 🫶🫂 and be well and be safe.
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That is a GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!
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Oooo...I could be an ineffectual monster in Dead By Daylight!!! A single player I'd rarely be able to catch, but 2 players or more in my FOV I could 'rake' them in and hook them! I like this idea! THank you for the inspiration. 😈
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It was Denver I was flying to and back to DFW when I over-nighted there. Went for a paramedic interview/practical skills eval. Left my clear glasses in the taxi to the interview. OK, 'no problem'. All the skills evals were in the dark, w/sunglasses. Didn't get an offer.🤷‍♀️
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OH I would TOTALLY do that...but again the Universe would make me incapable of actually being able to DO anything except make their R big toe cramp.
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Well color me an idiot. I was a paramedic and looked for and would document ascites. Totally forgot about that and had never used the term asciTIC fluid. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😆
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And gurl haven't you been given enough evidence to know if I fell on a people mover the Universe would view it as a perfect opportunity to do a Hell-Raiser/Play-Doh Pasta Maker crossover with me?😖😱
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Back when Moonwalking became a thing, I tried. After the 3rd fall I gave up. See my proprioception and dexterity dates to my childhood...more accurate my preteen years. So...how many times did you ride the trains? Did you not the laying down option at the front and rear?😆👍
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That is a true statement. I don't recall the name of the vessel, but several+ years ago an ice breaker allowed itself to get locked into the Arctic ice pack for an over winter study. There were personnel assigned to watch over the scientists for polar bears. I'll pass.
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Frankly I live by the adage that if I don't need binos for a good look, I'm WAY to close.
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Ah, thank you. My wounds are more in line with a cheese grater abrasion. Couldn't keep my damn feet under me playing kickball. I blame my personal gravitational force and a loss of my coefficient of friction that I kept falling. Like, 6-7 TIMES!!!
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I either only walk to stand still. Any deviation would lead to injury.
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🤣🤣 Trans Pride on Trains!!🌈🌈
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I can understand why! 🫶🫶🫂🫂
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Yeah, but avoid polar bear liver, it does have toxic levels of Vit A. There is also another critter up there that it would also be dicey to eat the liver IIRC.
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All the best wish that I have left heading your way.
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Upper story closes up at night, same chairs. Stay behind the check point. Do like I did, ride the trains between the terminal. Weeeeee, le sigh.
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HAPPY MONDAY, BRAVE SINNERS. THE WORLD IS A DARK, SCARY PLACE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU ARE A TERRIFYING CREATURE MADE OF BLOOD AND BONE, POWERED BY ELECTRICITY WITH STARS EMBEDDED IN YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE AN IMPOSSIBLE MIRACLE AND THE DARK SHRINKS AND TREMBLES BEFORE YOU. OK ILUSOMUCH BE BRAVE BYE
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Wonder if that is what leaked through the knees of my pants today when my bandages all failed from att the movement and sweating I was doing. These are good bandages, normally 3-4 days between changes, didn't last 24...hell 18 hours.