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Sometimes, you just wanna be witness to a murder.
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"I'd say it's death by misadventure, officer."
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Nice! It's the best sounding cause of death, because it feels like it's implying morbid hilarity.
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back when i played Destiny all the time maybe 50% of my deaths were from miscalculated jumps or falling through some random piece of geometry that was borderline out of bounds and i became very familiar with the "Death by Misadventure" screen and the hilarity of someone being Bad at Platforming
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It totally does. I've had a couple of IRL close calls that would have qualified, and it's a combo of 'this is gonna hurt, but not for long' and 'this'll make for an interesting obituary, or a good story'
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Swinging at the menswear guy? That's a suicide