Agent NaN: *barf* — Subium • Bluesky web client

i asked a lefty straight man i know (this is IRL) whether he was aware of the transformers comic where little girls have to kiss them to make them transform. i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone acknowledge that any of it was real

in a weird way or in a like, cute way. like oh they give em a little smooch on the headlight and they transform, or is it like. gross

on the lips or where lips would be, decepticons have penis tongues, etc.

*barf*

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