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The Astute Galoot

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Journalist. Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹

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If Elon Musk *really* wanted to off his political opponents, he’d give them a free Tesla
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I was concerned that I’d regret last night in the morning, so I just need to stay in bed another 15 minutes until the statute of limitations is up
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Thank you, Independent UK for doing what our American journalists cannot. 📰
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Watch out for Hurricane Beryl
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The train station.
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Listening to Mr. Donny Hathaway and learning what FREEDOM really means. 🎶
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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💜
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Listening to Mr. Donny Hathaway and learning what FREEDOM really means. 🎶
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If I see you scaring animals with the fireworks — I’ll put an M-80 in your 🚽💥
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If I see you scaring animals with the fireworks — I’ll put an M-80 in your 🚽💥
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too high on painkillers to function (complimentary)
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I think that my DREAM job is to be Black.
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Unfortunately, I AM unemployable. 😔
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I think that my DREAM job is to be Black.
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When Labour wins the Pimms market it’s all over. Only sherry remains.
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IT’S STILL JUNE & I STILL LOVE: GAY PEOPLE 🌈 BLACK MUSIC 🎶
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Standing outside the Kroger accosting shoppers and making them look at pictures of my daughter's new cat, hbu?
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So, when America criminalizes homelessness, how will we the people sleep at night, Supreme Court? 🏚️
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We’re falling apart at our seems 🇺🇸 🪡
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So, when America criminalizes homelessness, how will we the people sleep at night, Supreme Court? 🏚️
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