I like rain. There's something peaceful and also exciting about it. Humans are more reflective and thoughtful when it rains, which is good because the knock on effect is less official work for me. And I like the smell
Plus I only get wet if I actually want to, so it never dampens my spirit
It already weighs about the same as a white dwarf, so it's a small matter
Most of that weight is folded outside of the three dimensions you enjoy, of course. It's not like I can't stand on a foot bridge or anything