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Terminal Cancer host + Cat lady + Chef Emerita • she/her/sir •
I’m at the beginning of the end of it all.

Profile: a blonde fat femme in a red dress with red lipstick and Buddy Holly glasses

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This week’s menu is included n my newsletter along with playlists, memes, and my mild takes on living through this (spreads hands widely) with a terminal illness.

He does look like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Who’s missing one? Who called upon the dark forces bc you wanted a lil friend to play on the couch with? Where are his Cabbage Patch birthing papers? W/o those is he even eligible to be VP?

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Cats of Yore

Can confirm. Fat boi forest cat has it, baby girl pretty face does not.

An elderly felon or an elderly mad man. This is the second time these two have gone head to head. This place is over.

Mushroom, ricotta, garlic scape tart. Super flavorful, serve with a nice tomato salad or what ever green salad you like.

It’s kind of unfair how pretty she is.

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Kirsten

Here’s my this week. The broad ones are placeholders so I know I can build a dish around it.

You have no idea, Neil.

Trapped! Please send pho 🍜

Someone set of an M-80 in the alley outside my bedroom. I jumped but the cat was fine so I suppose I’m saying I’m glad she’s here for me.

Pretty sure they forgot this guy

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

These shows are written in advance. The winner of our series was chosen bc he had the largest Instagram following. We were all equally talented in our niches, I’m just passing along data.

Keep making art because one day the only remaining image of a person may be the one that you drew.

He’s been a different cat all day. Chill, biscuit making, naps, pets without claws nor bites, his spicy tail is calmed. It’s like he took a Xanax. Apparently he was suffering from anxiety and I didn’t know! BRB gotta buy more cat clothes

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rachelemartin.bsky.social

It’s our sixth month together. He’s so important to me.

Thank you for your email, apologies for the late reply, but it has, in fact, felt like the performance of mundane tasks and the going’s on of daily life pales in comparison to the death rattle of a crumbling empire ignoring the needs of its people in favor of financing genocide. -Imani Barbarin

I’m short $50 this week to eat. Woud any of you sweet people care to give me a few bucks for groceries? PayPal @thejuliakitchen Venmo @thejuliakitchen Cash app $thejuliakitchen Thank you for your support. Here’s a pic of my fat cat sitting on his scratchy box, it’s his fave.

Mom mom mom mom mom come watch me play

This is my first go around with ST:Voyager and I am here for gay Captain Janeway. The way she’s always caressing the shoulders of B’Lanna and Kes, like ma’am.

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Crockett Houghton

I’d roll up on this bish.

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Alex Plante 🐀👑

Not on me but always near me and snoring!

Just so you know where we are.

Loving affirmations to Bertie everyday. “He’s my sweet boi, yes he is! I love you. Such a sweet baby.” To my 17lbs cat with a fat belly! Lol

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Kent Priore

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉

To my favorite Halloween Queen!

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Dave-in-SA

I thought those were hazmat suits. Medieval or Victorian beekeeper suits are the only ones I recognize. Kthnx