Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]

Hi Link and friends :) My mom could really use some help getting meds/food she can eat while she’s struggling with horrible tooth pain while recovering from almost dying from Covid a few months ago. $LaurenMcKenziest 💜ca,v,pp $LisaMSurprise 💚ca

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, @moderation.bsky.app - what AI bullshit are you using where a woman showing her stomach and arms is slapped with a label, but whole dicks are free to be flapping away on the skyline

HOUSE BUNNY IS A GOSHDARN CLASSIC

Well, the eyes are the nipples of the face. House Bunny taught me that.

Hi friends 💜 my mom is having some severe tooth pain issues and could use some help getting meds/food she can eat - if you have anything to spare $LisaMSurprise - ca or my $ below :)

Happy Friday, you beautiful humans :) Could really use some help with dollars for to live 💜 $LaurenMcKenziest ca,v,pp

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]

I made the scrambled eggs for our bfast burritos 🥰

Whomst among us hasn’t gotten catastrophic diarrhea from Gwyneth Paltrow amirite

Phony Stark, everybody

Fun reminder time! The stock market is completely fraudulent and totally rigged :)

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🦧 📚 student

Bless Mr. Nuts Ack lol

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠

LMFAO I would’ve made it my life mission if he hadn’t. I keep that Brooklyn Dud album on me at all times

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Ravin Boodram

lmao how tf do I keep ending up in news articles - I am a nobody from Arizona

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Ravin Boodram

Fuck Brooklyn Dad whose name comes from his refusal to pay child support - I hope he’s having a horrible fucking day :)

I literally have an entire album on my phone called Brooklyn Dud with screenshots from this time :)

I was trying to find his FEC info because I’m curious too. Ran into a @themckenziest.gay quoted tweet here lol: www.dailydot.com/debug/brookl...

Twitter users agape over news Brooklyn Dad Defiant is paid Democratic operativewww.dailydot.com Leftists online think they have proof the viral dad helped torpedo Bernie. But not so fast.

MY TIME TO SHINE! I have an entire album of Brooklyn Dud screenshots

BrooklynDad is tweeting his ass off to save the Biden campaign.

Imagine giving more of a fuck about bullshit made-up borders than saving these children and families

Also fuck the guardian - here’s a free link archive.ph/SDhsQ

My banana got Kennedy’d

Pure fucking evil

Remember when the Biden administration helped Israel sell all of those oil licenses for Palestinian land that they didn’t have access to yet?

vibes

39 and a recent pic 🥰

35 and a recent pic ✌️

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Amber

lol you were always meant to be the cute hot girl - I’ve always been a dweeb :)

Any excuse to post this

I’m voting for Kamala Harris’ Marxist dad who definitely was the one that taught her “you didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree. You exist in the context of all in which you live and all that came before you”