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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit navigating the red tape is ruff when you're colorblind he has a lot of unpaid barking tickets they should have just offered him treats to pay them, then they wouldn't have to threaten to put him in the paddy waggin' He does take bribes, and he still plans to run for pawffice campaign promises:
- no leashes
- treats for every pee
- free muni-provide poo bags every 200 feet on city streets
- guaranteed belly rubs I have concerns about his vision for toys and how it will impact current squeakonomic policies, but I'm still going to vote for him Attention readers: make Katie our Queen But surely there's no law that says a dog can't open a fireworks stand Can't stop laughing thinking about this, really, it's been like an hour For my dogs - its hot dog day!
Who gives a shit about the noise - there are hpot dogs COOKING FFS! my cat would be happy to work the late shift. we would very much appreciate the help 
