a bag of potatoes wearing a candidate mask would ride "my opponent can't even get a liquor license in New Jersey" all the way to the White House. my cat, S'mores, who is absolutely not fit to govern, would run "my opponent can't get a liquor license in New Jersey" ads 24/7 on all three networks
I had a cat who had those exact markings on her forehead all her life, and years after she passed I found a kitten with those markings (which went away when she grew up). I am SHAKEN.
Ghost, the first one, was the strangest cat I’ve ever known. Once I wondered aloud if I was ever going to hear from a particular person, and she put her paw on the phone and he called at that moment.
She also stole some ravioli from me, ate the sauce and put the rest in my shoe to surprise me.
She also (THOROUGHLY, she must have gone over and drank some more water halfway through) peed in the purse of someone who had been cruel to me. When this person got home and discovered it she told friends that Ghost was mentally ill and should be put down.
Or, the fruit/vegetable of your choice, if you're not into the whole starchy carb vibe.
Why not be the first to introduce a "triple-threat ticket," with bacon, lettuce, and tomato teaming up for Pres/VP/Chief of Staff? Start a new trend.
