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Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertruckswww.theonion.com BOCA CHICA, TX—Accusing the billionaire tech mogul of dragging down property values, neighbors of Elon Musk told reporters Thursday they were fed up with his eyesore yard covered in broken-down Cybert...

theyre not broken down, thats just how they look

Careful, it's articles like this that made him buy The Other Site

Breaking news.... Vandals find way to disable Cybertrucks.

bsky.app/profile/nied...

this picture is from Tesla's Fremont, CA factory, so The Onion is gonna have to try a little harder if it wants to be satire and not just you know reporting the facts

It's like an old fashioned future dystopia. The Emperor's New Supercars look like bloated De Loreans.

I've seen inside a cybertruck and unfortunately the ones in this image resemble cars too much internally. They're mostly empty space and plastic inside

Maybe they can make flower planters out of them 🤷‍♀️

Area Truck Allegedly "Cyber," "Truck"

"Broken down" is redundant in this context.

Almost spilled my tea reading that headline. Lawdy

The $250 HOA fine at the end was {chef's kiss}

This is not satire. This really happened.

Hold on, are we sure this isn’t real?

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