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The Onion
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1 mo
Blood-Splattered Wall Street Investors Scrambling After Dow Plunges Into Heart Of Floor Trader
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The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
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@self.agency
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1 mo
the dow did nothing wrong
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@casualobserver.bsky.social
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1 mo
'When there's blood on the street, buy'
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@jrmcc.bsky.social
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1 mo
Thank you Onion for causing another coffee stain on my shirt!
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@kurikokaze.bsky.social
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1 mo
It’s even funnier when you know the NYSE is closed today.
Pvnk'd
@cynickal.bsky.social
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1 mo
Throw 'em back in 😈
Arcane Mundane
@wabisabihobo.bsky.social
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1 mo
muting the onion cuz satire is no longer relevant or useful