The Onion: "I’d barely made it out of the parking lot before I passed six different signs describing the same kind of reed, and each one was more detailed than the last."

"I’d barely made it out of the parking lot before I passed six different signs describing the same kind of reed, and each one was more detailed than the last."

Ambitious Nature Center Squeezes 25 Informational Placards Out Of Sad Little Marshwww.theonion.com PETALUMA, CA—Noting that whoever was in charge clearly took the assignment and ran with it, sources told reporters Friday that an overly ambitious nature center had squeezed 25 informational placards ...

oh that’s way better than the one I made for this exact same joke

You gotta show us now 😎

See, completely worth sharing your version with the world 🥂

Why did they have to go at Shollenberger like that?!? 🤣

There’s no such thing as a sad little marsh

It's either this or one giant billboard that blocks out the best viewpoint.

As a sometimes travel writer, I have experienced this in real life.

Petaluma is spot on

The city I've lived in most of my life invented the nature park and just did a multi million update to its facilities, this feels personal

Subtle "touch grass" post

I need this so bad today.

Lol cc @onwardandupward.bsky.social

Thank you lol

This was made by a gamer that is trying to speedrun a National Park Tycoon scenario.

(I'd be interested in reading them.)

'Sad little swamp' was right there too.

I feel like this is sort of punching down

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