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I think one of the big lures of neo-Nazism for a guy like Elon, who is 75% flop sweat, is how easy it is to please that audience. Any nod to white supremacy and they clap like seals warning off sexual competitors.
Musk is steeped in dumbass right wing brain farts, so there’s absolutely no doubt his use of 8/8 to announce his dumbass “Robotaxi” is deliberate. He gets a lot of approval from his dumbass Nazi followers for this shit, and that’s all he gives a fuck about.
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According to this "no losses" theory, nothing with FTX, Theranos, Bernie Madoff, or Enron was a crime or even a civil violation until the entire thing came crashing down. It's perfectly fine to lie about millions of dollars unless it goes bad, then it's retroactively illegal. 🙄
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I just wanna thank Run The Jewels for ensuring that every time I hear someone say “picture this,” I mentally follow up with “I'm a bag of dicks, put me to your lips.”
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Katie Britt is like an acting student delivering a monologue with every bit of emotion she can muster. This is like a scene from season 1 of "Barry"
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The real reason you don't heckle isn't because it's in some way bad for democracy. Partisan back and forth is healthy. The reason is it's stupid. As any standup comedian will tell you, the person with the microphone always has the advantage against the heckler.
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Katie Britt showing us what it would be like if Anne Hathaway was a bad actress
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Man, Ernie is irreplaceable on @nbaontnt.bsky.social , but Lefkoe is not bad. The show would miss Ernie deeply, but it’s still so much better than any other show even when he’s on vacation. Someone needs to figure out the secret sauce so we can replicate it.
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My lock for Week 1 is the Packers to cover +1.5 vs. the Bears
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The Adam Wainwright story is a great one. Great guy, fantastic career. But it’s pretty clear he should have called it quits and went out with Molina.
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Really feel like Trump’s superpower, his incredible cult, isn’t based on racism, economic anxiety, anti-wokeness, it’s just that he credibly communicates the old Simpsons joke. Democrats are stupid, NATO is worthless, even many/most Republicans suck. Nobody else bashes basically everyone. It’s dumb.
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