Charles Johnson

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Guitarist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau & more. Founder, programmer, and janitor of Little Green Footballs. Relentless nerd. Occasionally sweary.

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can we PLEASE take a moment to talk about how giraffes use their own butts as pillows when they sleep

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There seem to be a lot of chaos monkeys around this site tonight.

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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

There seem to be a lot of chaos monkeys around this site tonight.

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The media may be losing their shit, but here’s a voice of pure sanity.

Video: Overwhelmingly Positive Reactions to Biden's Interview with Black Radio Host Andrea Lawful-Sanderslittlegreenfootballs.com Andrea Lawful-Sanders talks with CNN after she interviewed President Biden following his poor performance at the debate. #CNN #News...

this is your periodic reminder that yes, the shit is crazy out there so take care

#NowPlaying Jack White > Fear Of The Dawn > What's the Trick? > Stream at Apple Music

Some weird shit floating around in the ether tonight.

Hey, Democrats? Dump Biden and you’re gonna lose the Black vote.

“Under Paris” was terrible. A weird pastiche of styles and languages and shark movie clichés. Not a good film at all. Except for the star’s shaggy pixie haircut. The hairdresser was the real star of this movie.

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oh my god it's literally this

the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

I think Biden’s advisers are telling him not to get too personal in attacking Trump. That’s my impression anyway. If that’s correct, I think he’s making a serious mistake. He needs to make this election so personal that every single goddamned voter understands the stakes.

Video: President Biden Delivers Independence Day Remarks #blogpost

Video: President Biden Delivers Independence Day Remarkslittlegreenfootballs.com President Biden delivers remarks during a Fourth of July celebration in Washington, D.C.

The media may be losing their shit, but here’s a voice of pure sanity.

I think I’m just gonna go back to bed until this offensively stupid media feeding frenzy is finished, for fuck’s sake.

What, and I say this with the utmost seriousness, the fuck?!

Cannot emphasize enough how pathetic these editorial boards are revealing themselves to be.

Meanwhile, back in the US, if the president decides to engage in some money laundering or drug trafficking or murder while in office, our Supreme Court says have at it! Brazilian police indict ex-President Bolsonaro in undeclared diamonds case, sources say | AP News

Brazilian police indict ex-President Bolsonaro in undeclared diamonds case, sources sayapnews.com Brazilian police have indicted former President Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association in connection with undeclared diamonds the far-right leader received from Saudi Arabia during his time in office, according to a source with knowledge of the accusations.

this is sooo pathetic

He's just a boy Standing in front of a country Asking if he can cook and eat them

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It’s a landslide. Labour with 400+ seats. www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

UK general election results live: Exit poll predicts Labour to win general election landslidewww.bbc.com Keir Starmer is on course to be new UK prime minister with predicted Labour majority of 170, according to the exit poll for the BBC, ITV, and Sky.

Nuzzi is a fash-adjacent jackass. Not a fan.

Is it actually supposed to be a problem now that Biden wants to get more rest? Do these people hear themselves?

Video: Overwhelmingly Positive Reactions to Biden’s Interview with Black Radio Host Andrea Lawful-Sanders - Little Green Footballs

Hey, don’t get mad at me if you’re helping to ratfuck Joe Biden. You should be mad at yourself for being played by these clowns AGAIN.

This.

Starying to feel hard to avoid the conclusion that this gang up on Biden is the mostly white Beltway press being Big Mad that the last president was chosen by Black voters who DGAF about their dipshit endorsement and by golly they are determined those lessers will not do it again

Here’s the New York Times website, still obsessing about Biden’s debate performance. The Supreme Court’s ruling granting Trump immunity from criminal prosecution is no longer anywhere on the front page.

It’s really disappointing to see some of the journalists I’ve respected (and there aren’t many these days) eagerly join in on the GOP/media ratfucking of Joe Biden. This is why Republicans do this shit: 1) because it works, and 2) even their targets sometimes help them do it.

Video: Stormy Daniels Menaced by MAGAs for Telling Truth: ‘Trump Is Trying to Make an Example Out of Me’ #blogpost

Video: Stormy Daniels Menaced by MAGAs for Telling Truth: ‘Trump Is Trying to Make an Example Out of Me’littlegreenfootballs.com Here's another clip from Rachel Maddow's interview with Stormy Daniels, on the nightmarish harassment directed at her by Trump and his crazed supporters. In an exclusive interview with Rachel Maddow, Stormy Daniels talks about how Donald Trump and his followers have terrorized, menaced, and tried to ruin her financially for telling the truth about her encounter with Trump, targeting not just herself but ...

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On Independence Day the New York Times publishes an op-ed telling people voting is pointless and they shouldn’t do it. Absolutely un-fucking-real. This rotten organization is just blatantly trying to put Donald Trump back in the White House now.

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The New York Times ratfucking operation in favor of Trump is so incredibly blatant that it’s beyond parody. If you saw ratfucking like this coming from a newspaper in a movie, you’d probably think it was a bit over the top.

Here it is, the dumbest thing you will read today www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...