they suck and they're dangerous and as a healthcare professional who wants to do as little work as possible this week please keep your dumb fingers to yourself like a lite brite is brighter than whatever you spent hundreds of dollars on
The guy in my neighborhood who spends one month's salary on fireworks is also the same guy who lets his kids ride their gas powered motorcycle up and down the street without a helmet or shoes.
Also he's a cop.
Also we only see the kids on Wednesdays and every other weekend.