they suck and they're dangerous and as a healthcare professional who wants to do as little work as possible this week please keep your dumb fingers to yourself like a lite brite is brighter than whatever you spent hundreds of dollars on
The guy in my neighborhood who spends one month's salary on fireworks is also the same guy who lets his kids ride their gas powered motorcycle up and down the street without a helmet or shoes.
Also he's a cop.
Also we only see the kids on Wednesdays and every other weekend.
And might I add as an endo nurse who's on call tomorrow, chew your goddamn hot dogs. If you have trouble with that, I will come to you and cut them up into small pieces for you.
This would be how my husband started getting on call pay.
He got called at 5am and the sick baby had just gone to sleep so I was the one who answered. The next day his boss commented about the “family reaction.”
a close second was me losing my shit when we walked out of the children’s hospital with our newborn for the first time into a cloud of cigarette smoke right by the door (the entire UCSF campus is smoke-free)
watching at home fireworks after seeing a big display is like watching someone do a cartwheel after sitting front row to the Olympics it's just not impressive lol
I had a staff meeting today and gave my managers a half day. My parting comment was, “AND DON’T LET ANYONE HOLD LIT FIREWORKS.” When did we start encouraging people to hold bombs?!
