got myself a cybertruck. i was driving it and the front wheels kicked up a rock that hit the inside of the footwell. since there's no engine, there's no firewall, and the rock hit in just the right place to cause a piece of plastic to explode, taking out my penis and nuts. still love the car though
Love driving my cyber truck around town! Of course since I accidentally severed myself in half at the torso trying to open the glove compartment I now have to “sit” in the backseat with my medical devices and shout at my wife to tailgate a school bus.
If this ridiculous device could be sold in the UK, they’d tell you you’d cocked it up. And then you could hop in it and go spray paint Stonehenge or something.
Do you know how long it would take some dumb fuckin regular-ass basic bitch truck to deteriorate to the point where that would happen? Years! This is so much more efficient. God bless mister musk!
