JimboChill

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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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The prophecy has been fulfilled.

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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gonna start a support group for the “look I dunno man I’m exhausted let’s just do whatever it takes” demographic

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Not for nothing but the big 4th of July carnival was tonight, and in the reddest rural district in Maryland, two days after their guy was given unconditional immunity by his hand-picked judges, after a week of coordinated effort by NYT to undermine his opposition, there was not a MAGA hat in sight.

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"Don't you think she looks tired?"

I love how this is going to end deadline.com/2024/06/jk-r...

J.K. Rowling Blasts “Gender Taliban” David Tennant After ‘Harry Potter’ Actor Said “Whinging” Trans Critics Are On “Wrong Side Of History”deadline.com JK Rowling has branded 'Harry Potter' actor David Tennant the "gender taliban" after he said transgender critics are on the "wrong side of history."

I just hope that as a society we don’t normalize seeing a #cybertruck in real life. We should always be ready to point it out to our friends and loved ones so we can turn to each other and say “haha what a douchebag”

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I can't believe Klay won't be playing his whole career with the Warriors. I hate it so much. #nba

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man it's a hot zone,

not only is it not inconspicuous, it's going to take you three trips

Please forgive me, Stiff Biscuit

make a band less mild Red Hot Ghost Peppers

Got confused by all the posts about Summer Games Fest and thought it was a obnoxious way to talk about the Olympics by people who usually say sportsball

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Generative AI is incredible, I asked it to make a fridge from 1955 look insecure and racist, and voila.

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There’s an incredible chance to flip both statehouses in Arizona and get rid of the GOP majorities that have blocked the repeal of abortion ban from 1864 — THREE TIMES. Join with me to give what you can to bring some democracy back to Arizona.

Both of Michigan's houses flipped in 2022 by fewer than 400 votes. If your goal is to survive 2024 without too many regrets about what you did to help save democracy, this podcast is for you. Listen to Mellisa Walker of the @statesprojectus.bsky.social jectus to find out what you can do about it.

“Here’s what you can do about it” with Melissa Walker | the earlyworm societywww.patreon.com Get more from the earlyworm society on Patreon

Flipping Arizona | The States Projectwww.grapevine.org Learn more about Flipping Arizona such as its mission, community impact, and how you can join or make a one-time online donation.

So glad we upgraded the TV so it’s crystal clear how shitty the new #MLB jerseys are. Are we sure Spirit Halloween isn’t the manufacturer?

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colm meaney and levar burton should do an in-character podcast about starfleet engineering problems in the style of car talk

r/askgeordi: do i really need to spend four latinum bars just to get this sensor read?

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Live from NPR News, we’re now on Bluesky 👋🎙️

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hi i don't mean to be a dick or anything but i wrote up Elon's Neuralink tweet like it should be written up the fact that Neuralink hasn't updated its website in the nearly 24 hours since Musk claimed a successful implant *without evidence* is NOT a great sign www.popsci.com/technology/n...

Elon Musk alleges Neuralink completed its first human trial implantwww.popsci.com Musk, posting on X, claimed that the volunteer is ‘recovering well,’ but did not offer evidence.

Bro why’s it my fault we got our asses kicked?!?! When I said I could bring Lenny the Shark, Big Bear, and Cobra to the fight with our rival gang you should’ve known I meant my stuffed animals and not actual guys.

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"legally distinct harrison ford cant hurt me!" Legally Distinct Harrison Ford:

Hey guys I know we all love the movies and everything, but understand that in reality grinches only steal Christmas when they’re in distress. If you see a grinch in a Santa suit grabbing presents please do call grinch control so they can safely move him back into his mountaintop lair, thank you!!!!!

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for safety the switch requires a full 180° rotation with a distinctive "click" when it's in position, something like this NO ▲ ON

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Do not wave me through when you have right of way! You are not doing me a favor! You are acting unpredictably and increasing my cognitive load!!

Not sure I want to drink from this fountain when the readout doesn’t have actual numbers. Feels like the water is being sourced from another dimension.

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Any time someone suggests there is a 4th dimensional master plan regarding the former Twitter I'm reminded that fiction does some people a mis-service, because it trains them to believe there's an actual storyline when in fact much of real life is people trying to build wings after they've jumped

Hear me out--Occam's Razor suggests that "he's just kind of dumb" is the most likely hypothesis.

I’m sick of the gorgeous SF flyover shots during 49er games. They play in Santa Clara! Show us an empty tech office building, deadlocked traffic on 101 both directions, overpriced suburban sprawl, and more empty tech office buildings.

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