Mary Jones: I will sit my fat ass on you if I have to.

All this weird shit about “is Bridgerton normalizing mixed-weight relationships” is kind of ignoring that most TV romances are between two hot people and Nicola Coughlan is really hot

Only if you believe that "all bodies are beautiful," or whatever the slogan of the month is.

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I will sit my fat ass on you if I have to.

1) He’d probably nut in 10 seconds. 2) Why would you lower yourself for this low-value individual?

You should do that to @gonebabygone.bsky.social instead. He's the Captain Ahab here.

He’s not the one asking for it.

I can assure you he wants it.

You’re a weird guy who needs to play in traffic.

Who do you think Captain Ahab was

bsky.app/profile/moby...

now that the creature was dead, some vague dissatisfaction, or impatience, or despair, seemed working in him

I just figured out what you are doing with this & I can tell you it fails. It's not funny & it has no resonance of truth, It's just gross.

It's hilarious!

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