Tracey No™️

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Tracey No™️

@traceyno.bsky.social

Cheese slut
Much cat
El hopaness romtic
Friendly neighbourhood bipolar person
She/her 🏳️‍🌈
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SHOW US THE RONALDO TEARS
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Babe, wake up, a new main character just dropped (Background: Sandra shat on someone for requesting MA, now people are making donations in her name)
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Obviously I don’t want to be near any of those people but I *kind* of want to be in the room when this dawns on them
This will be doubly awkward as the number of NOMINATIONS required for a candidate to make the Tory Leadership ballot ISN'T a percentage. It's a fixed number. 100 MPs. I'm sure it sounded reasonable at the time. Good luck getting 100 Tory MPs to agree on something when there are only 121 of them.
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Sunak currently handing his badge and gun to the King. He's a loose cannon, the king's got the commissioner breathing down his neck and he's tired of Sunak's renegade ways.
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Feels like she could have found a more comfortable way to sit tbqh
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‘Yes, chef’ I mutter while refilling the cat bowl.
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I’m choosing to ignore the bad for now and fixate solely on this
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Mfw when I sarcastically respond to some joyless tedious bore of a reply guy and they… like and repost it?
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The fun thing about voting at midday in a church on quite an affluent street is the naked hostility from the much older voters when they spotted a relative youngster in their midst 🙃
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🎶 I’m staring at the cat in the mirror
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Lucy’s voting by pawst
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good news, everyone
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Hi is anyone in the south Birmingham area available to give me a piggyback to my polling station tomorrow?
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The moderator of the ED online support group asked me if I wanted some help “urge surfing” and I’ve never closed a web browser more quickly.
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I took a pic of Lucy lying on my chest and thought there was a weird lens flare on it but in fact I had a big splat of toothpaste on my décolletage. And yes I’ve been outside today.
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Yeah, throw more cups onto the pitch. That’ll help. Such little bitch behaviour.
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Taking a moment for me* *nibbling my bottom lip until it bleeds
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Either I have 0 ferratin* or they fucked up the second blood test attempt somehow and I’m going to have to return for a third go *probably not bc I’m alive (afaik)
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New unit of measurement: UCPD (Ugly Cries Per Day)
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I would like to see more representation for lazy bottoms pls
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POV: you've just woken up and it is breakfast time
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Guys, I’m just looking through some of the notes I made in therapy and ummm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but some of you might have issues.
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The OG mixed weight couple
Mixed weight couples
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Same, Jet, same
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Could you be loud as fuck more quietly? -me to my cats regularly