Sage 🏳️‍⚧️: — Subium • Bluesky web client

If you were a Starfleet captain what would your catchphrase ("engage", "hit it", "make it so" etc) be?

"Set course for Taurine VI, The Energy Drink Planet"

white cans of monster, as far as the eye can behold

Wait... those are the 0 calorie sugar free kind.... I can drink as many as I want and not get fat again! SAGE, prepare my shuttle I'm going down.... I need my caffeine and don't like coffee.

Cylindrical, white planet The moment the away team arrives they realize it's not ice but metal There is a ginormous opening at the north pole emitting a sweet smell

Out of reckless curiosity they drink the liquid they find there For some mysterious reason they can't sleep the following night

Instead of sleeping the engineer in the team comes up with designs for decorating the warp core with pretty, colored lights Everyone rejoices A shipboard party is organised

aye aye, queen

O'Brien is 1000% on my starfleet fantasy crew draft list, so i appreciate you saying this.

Yes but those barbie colors are a choice

i def got extra bubblegum & cunty with it for pride month, no rugrets 🤙

And I love that for you!

gotta be a lil extra sometimes ya know 😅

Personal catchphrase as starship captain: 'I'm gonna need a coffee and a smoke for this'

and this is why you’ve got my vote for Spock. (everyone follow @tinkerspider.bsky.social he is super fun & eccentric ☺️)

That's a Captain I would gladly serve with

Femgauge

I’m surprised I haven’t ever seen a “feminize me capn” captain crunch meme

Ok, everyone go home, Sage wins!

Good afternoon! Have you survived the previous day without a hangover? Or do you need someone to amble over to the replicator to get you some headache removing supplements?

SAGE.

I am STILL giggling at this.

The amount of photoshop work you need to do to create this image isn't nothing, but it's less than you'd think it is...🤩🤩🤩

lol lmao

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