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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
#Discordian, armed veteran, geek, grease monkey, G+/Xitter escapee, VR streamer, PNW import. He/Him.
Twitch/YouTube/Discord: ReverendJesus
Cashapp: $ReverendJesus
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 4 hr
Listen, if the Biden campaign wanted to quell concerns about his age, they would have put him out there, like in the post-debate pressroom, a rally, an event at the Stonewall monument, a national address, a medal of honor ceremony, a meeting with governors, another rally, and televised interview.
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@mjk4mj.bsky.social · 4 hr
Where is the NYT commissioned poll asking: "Should a rapist be president?" "Should a $354 million fraudster be president? "Should a person with 34 felonies for falsifying business records to cover up over felonies to cheat in a presidential election be president? www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
A federal judge has gone to great lengths to make clear Trump really did rape E. Jean Carrollwww.motherjones.com Why state-level legal minutiae impacts what words are used to describe the former president’s criminal conduct.
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com · 6 min
Fear the bard
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5 hr
you are not crazy, this is an entirely true statement that many, many more people need to print out, tape up to their mirror, and ground themselves with every morning. it is fucking JULY. everybody needs to pop an edible and calm the fuck down.
Avatar @peripatetic.bsky.social · 5 hr
Am I fucking crazy, or has this been one shitty debate performance, followed by a week plus of story after story about "panic" etc? No new evidence that he's unable to do it, just constant "people are saying"?
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Roland "Big Spooky" B @colbosch.bsky.social · 22 min
"By Grabthar's Hammer...what a savings."
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Possible Cabbage @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 33 min
Like the law is already "only citizens can vote in federal elections" but more laws to *ensure* only citizens vote is like "robbing a bank is already illegal, but if we nail everybody's feet to the floor that will ensure no banks get robbed."
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social · a day
What? I think it would be great for our self-important ghouls to have to stand directly across from Vermin Supreme.
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Peter Clines @peterclines.bsky.social · 4 hr
WELL NOW THERE'S SODA ALL OVER MY LAPTOP
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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4 mo
Reminder that pretty much every state is building or planning a cop city of their own somewhere. They think they can just do it before we have any say. They’re wrong
Avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay · 4 mo
Okay so this is a bananas situation happening in Fountain Hills, Arizona (ritzy af area) right now where a few protesters have already been arrested
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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 1 hr
this aged like raw milk & i salute you for that. 🫡
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Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social · 1 hr
if i appointed the head of the DOJ i would simply destroy my seditious convicted-felon debate opponent by seeing to it that a glitchy ankle monitor denied him ever getting a full night's sleep
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 3 hr
What the fuck is that porn nerd talking about? Already only US citizen can vote in the federal elections. It's like making a law declaring everybody should obey gravity.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 3 hr
clinton was getting his ass kicked by limbaugh just on *talk radio* before fox news *existed*. the most powerful people in the dem party's response to media as an issue has been "vote to make it extremely easy for billionaires to buy up all the radio, tv, news, internet" and "mope about it".
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 1 hr
Today's #SanFrancisco photoblog post: Two sides of Alcatraz webuiltthiscity.tumblr.com/post/7551869...
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Hijabi of Colour ♿️🔞 ($65/$600) @hijabiofcolor.bsky.social · 2 hr
Disabled people deserve a world where everything is accessible. I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve been invited to places and they aren’t wheelchair accessible. Everyone deserves to be able to enjoy their life. Do better, society.
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com · 2 hr
#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/3: Sweetmorn, 40.CFN.3190 (free to all, of course)
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merritt k @merrittk.com · 7 hr
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com · 4 hr
STILL LIVE: Come watch some CARTOONS! Every Friday (4-6PM Pacific), we get together for #Discordian "church" services (no actual churching involved, though; we just watch public domain cartoons and talk a buncha shit). Swing by and check out the stream — all are welcome!
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LIVE NOW: it's time for CARTOONS! Every Friday (4-6PM Pacific), we get together for #Discordian "church" services (no actual churching involved, though; we just watch public domain cartoons and talk a buncha shit). Swing by and check out the stream — all are welcome! church.fsofcabal.com
Hail Erischurch.fsofcabal.com CARTOONS COURTESY OF PUBTOONS.COM
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com · 5 hr
LIVE NOW: it's time for CARTOONS! Every Friday (4-6PM Pacific), we get together for #Discordian "church" services (no actual churching involved, though; we just watch public domain cartoons and talk a buncha shit). Swing by and check out the stream — all are welcome! church.fsofcabal.com
Hail Erischurch.fsofcabal.com CARTOONS COURTESY OF PUBTOONS.COM
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Hollywood Hank Hill @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 5 hr
oh my god are we STILL talking about Biden?? The time for Biden to drop out was BEFORE the primaries, not after?? Like, what are you people even doing??
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 6 hr
the only political tea leaves i have to read now are that I have multiple friends who have worked on one or the other of Biden's presidential campaigns who are DEAD SILENT on social media right now instead of their usual "I've known him for years and he can do it, here's a pic of us!" boostery posts
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 2 days
They laughed in 1907 when he said, "The Declaration of Independence was written by a British subject…there was not an American in the country on that day except the Indians out on the plains." 3/9
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Scott Hussey 🍅 @designerscott.bsky.social · 6 hr
Tesla ubers should be tagged in the app so you can avoid them
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 6 hr
The most darkly comedic part about the idea that there's full sexual assault insurance coverage for churches is that it means the insurance company is prepared to take better care of the church than the church does its parishoners.
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CanadianRy - @CanadianRy on Xitter @canadianry.bsky.social · 6 hr
Distributing counterfeit currency is a felony, as is possessing it, procuring it. John has such a punchable face. I wonder if that's how he ended up becoming so fucking stupid?
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Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 6 hr
Fast-moving wildfire erupts near Yosemite amid blistering heatwavewww.theguardian.com French fire grows to 840 acres, as millions across US west face sweltering temperatures and dry conditions
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Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 8 hr
Someone should tell Biden that getting rid of Fascists is incredibly moral.
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 11 hr
Oh yeah, they’re all talk. We hope. And we can still vote to make sure of it: “American fascism, likewise, is far from inevitable. It too is largely bluff, most of it digital. The internet is much more fascist than real life, which is discouraging. But we vote in the real world. “
How to Stop Fascismsnyder.substack.com Five Lessons of the Nazi Takeover
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 14 hr
NEWS --> Mark Robinson, the MAGA extremist GOP nominee for governor in North Carolina, appeared to endorse political violence against unnamed foes in a recent speech. "Some folks need killing!" he shouted. "It's a matter of necessity!" Video and story here: newrepublic.com/article/1834...
MAGA Gov Candidate’s Ugly, Hateful Rant: “Some Folks Need Killing!”newrepublic.com Mark Robinson, the GOP nominee for governor in North Carolina, has a long history of incendiary comments. But he may have topped himself this time.
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com · 6 hr
Starting at the top of the hour (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian "church" services (in name only — really, we just get wrecked & watch old cartoons). Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome!
FSoF Cabal - Fuschal Daywww.fsofcabal.com Join us at church.fsofcabal.com for traditional "weed and cartoons" mass! We start at 4PM Pacific Time, 11PM GMT, or 7:50 (7:91 during the winter) Discordian Universal Time, and services last two hou...