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Live, laugh, level, get on my.

Got the shop teacher fired and camcelled for accusing me of whore splay.

I raised all that money for them and they spent it all on crack and didnt even save me any. I was philanthropissed.

A philanthropist that pays me to not skèet

A bar where if you drink more than two a bro tackles you and flushes your keys down the toilet

Horses be like, "Fuck it, Ima just grow one big toenail"

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the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand

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Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?

Make a band more fruity: Banana-BananaRama

make a band more fruity Imagine Dragonfruits

We will make it through the whitewater, remember this is a canoe, not a cantnoe.

Family argument about whether the cat next door has balls or not.

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Call me Sir Lancelot cause I got mad boils yo

Dog ball>>>bog doll

@ishigh.lol Week 10 unknown auto Looks sativa-ish

Bring back the Carolina Parakeet before the wooly mammoth, it will be easier and we know for sure that one is our fault.

Vintage designer hambag.

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Handing my kid a juice pouch and pants that finish before the ankle: Here’s your Capri-Sun and your capris, son.

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Now they want biden to step down. They better pick someone good since they'll be abpe to stay in power forever by any memes necessary

Anti- he's too mean

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Damn, Nile Blue gettin' sparked out

My daughter started out on those sour candies, now she is just ordering anhydrous citric acid by the pallet.

Scotus has ruled the golden rule must be displayed in all classrooms and declared it is the (the one with the gold makes the rules) one

You just gonna sit there and condom plate the universe?

Not that I know what they are for, but the fact that I have heard of hog ring pliers is what keeps me away from piercings.

Illegal woman!🎵 Illegal woman!🎶 Illegal woman🎵 (You're an eagle woman🎶) Illegal woman!🎶

There only two sizes of snap ring pliers: too big, and too small.

Ford Tempo starter pack (it's five starters)

Today I twinkle Yesterday I twankled I have twunkled before.