I spent a lot of freezing New England mornings pretending to be a professional wrestler making his entrance by hanging out in the cloud of exhaust from my parents warming car if ur curious about why I’m like this
Non-binary people as a whole don't owe you androgyny, but I do owe you androgyny. I stole some androgyny from you years ago and then played innocent when you went looking for it. I've felt guilty about it ever since. I'd really like to return it but it feels so awkward now and I'm scared.
Me: they should never have made you shave, you beautiful, logical stallion.
Her: wake up, you're dreaming about bearded Spock again.
Me: [very defensive] NO I WASN'T
Really interested in the people who are going through pre-med trying to pick a specialty and then one day just go “ya know what? I’m really good at asses.”
If a guy bird built one of those fancy enticing nest areas in my yard I would build a better one and steal his bird girl. I would steal every bird girl with my incredible structures and ruin all our lives.
