I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up."
One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"
I adore Alan Moore but there's a bit in one of his interviews where he declares that Native Americans literally couldn't see European ships because the ships were outside their known paradigm and it's like-- I can't watch someone I respect debase themselves with such chloroformed toddler logic.
Odd that this doesn't happen regularly today given all the new things that haven't existed before.
"This is a [insert unique technological achievement here]."
"I'm sorry, but you aren't holding anything."
