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Checkmate libs, Trump's new lawyer is a fucking Jedi
Ewen McGregor Obi Wan as Jesus dot meme.
Ewan McGregor is someone I would worship ayoooo get him up on some wood know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge
Charles Manson as Jesus dot png
oh shit, he got Qui-Gon? THAT'S A WRAP
Qui-Jon fought one guy and totally died. Yoda pupil. They're all sus.
He didn't really have a particular set of skills
That's clearly a Dark Jedi.
I think the prequels showed the Jedi were a bunch of corrupt thoughtless lazy buffoons happy to keep the status quo, might be a dark jedi might just be one of Yoda's pupils. Yoda. Absolute dog of a bloke that guy, total wanker.
The alt text goes HARD. 😂
As I remember, it doesn't end well for Jesus.
Yeah when he came out of the tomb and said “Behold, I am Jesus. Jesus Skywalker!” It kinda ruined the whole thing for me.
These aren't the votes you're looking for
“Hello there, and may it please the Court.”
Lol. My brain then added Grievous as judge with four gavels
Why am I not surprised that Jesus has to take his Halo off before sitting next to Trump?
John McAfee as the Ghost of Christmas Future makes this the oddest Christmas Carol in my recent memory.
